The winner is the person who can drink one of these the fastest.

http://countrystore.tabasco.com/prodinfo.asp?number=00052

That's the beauty of it, the contestants can only use the toilets in the hotel rooms, but we don't tell them that until after the contest, so they will have to rent rooms, so it's a win for the hotel and a win for FITES because the hotel will be thankful for the extra room rentals. Either that, or see if Tabasco will sponsor FITES.

I've had the Blair's Mega Death sauce and that was pretty damn hot.

That is nothing... I won the "cock chugger" award twice while on my rugby team. It is an award given out for being the biggest A****** on the team for the semester and I was the only person in the history of the team to ever be awarded it twice. In fact, our team captain said he was pretty sure there was a rule that no one could be awarded it twice, that is until I came along.

As part of that award, at the end of season party, you are given a fetid mixture of everything the lt’s can think of putting in it (non toxic of course). It doesn’t matter how many times you puke while downing it, you just have to finish it off. The second time I did it, I laid down and made an angel shape in the puddle of my own vomit.

Ah, memories…

Man if thats your reaction, I doubt you could handle an explanation of the elephant walk...

I am pretty sure a description of at least one variant of that walk is on there...

hand on hand reach between...

I always forget. *sigh*