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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: {ShadowWX} on July 24, 2011, 08:37:12 PM
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The winner is the person who can drink one of these the fastest.
http://countrystore.tabasco.com/prodinfo.asp?number=00052 (http://countrystore.tabasco.com/prodinfo.asp?number=00052)
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I don't think the toilets are rated for that kinda punishment.
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That's the beauty of it, the contestants can only use the toilets in the hotel rooms, but we don't tell them that until after the contest, so they will have to rent rooms, so it's a win for the hotel and a win for FITES because the hotel will be thankful for the extra room rentals. Either that, or see if Tabasco will sponsor FITES.
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Pfft....tobasco is child's play. Try this instead.
http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-16-Million-Reserve-Crystals-p/misc-blairs-16-million.htm (http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-16-Million-Reserve-Crystals-p/misc-blairs-16-million.htm)
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I've had the Blair's Mega Death sauce and that was pretty damn hot.
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I can feel a rosebud protruding.
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That is nothing... I won the "cock chugger" award twice while on my rugby team. It is an award given out for being the biggest A****** on the team for the semester and I was the only person in the history of the team to ever be awarded it twice. In fact, our team captain said he was pretty sure there was a rule that no one could be awarded it twice, that is until I came along.
As part of that award, at the end of season party, you are given a fetid mixture of everything the lt’s can think of putting in it (non toxic of course). It doesn’t matter how many times you puke while downing it, you just have to finish it off. The second time I did it, I laid down and made an angel shape in the puddle of my own vomit.
Ah, memories…
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I won the "cock chugger" award twice while on my rugby team.
And now Wrestling is not the gayest sport i know of.
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Man if thats your reaction, I doubt you could handle an explanation of the elephant walk...
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And now I want to know... Can I look it up on Urbandictionary?
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I am pretty sure a description of at least one variant of that walk is on there...
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There seem to be slight variations. So did you grab the cock? Or was just just thumbs and asses?
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hand on hand reach between...
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Dear God...
Why doesn't anyone follow:
Broken's Thread Posting Rule #4-b
- Don't ask Broken to explain.
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I always forget. *sigh*
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so, uh, you get a "cock chugger" award for having the biggest A******? Are you sure you are talking about your days at the rugby team and not some other... group? ;)
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Well the second time I got it, the following alleged events were cited:
1.) An apparent attempt to cause a house fire at a party by setting bottle of ever clear wrapped in a cotton shirt on top of a burner and turning it on high.
2.) Crushing 2 vertebrae in a teammate’s neck who picked me up and was in the process of body slamming me off a TV.
3.) Partially tearing a teammate’s ear off with my bare hands in the process of a fight.
4.) Breaking a team teammate’s leg in the process of a fight.
5.) Throwing a teammate out a closed window in the process of a fight.
I think there were a few other ancillaries that I can’t remember… it has been a while. Anyway, now you guys have a bit more insight as to why I tend to just leave when I get mad... apparently sticking around has tended to end badly for those I get very angry with.
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well the next time "you know who" pisses you off I think you should stick around for a while. :hehemean:
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Just say it! VOLDEMORT!
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Just say it! VOLDEMORT!
So that's what we're calling him now?