1.   A rat can last longer without water than a camel

2.   315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

3.   Here's 1 for...... l4mby..... Most lipstick contains fish scales. Yum.

4.   Birds have the right of way on all Utah highways.......lol wtf????

5.   Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.            

HMM   now how far is yours

arg... i hate birds

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past royalty. This custom has evolved into the modern military salute.

Spiral staircases in medieval castles turn right as they ascend. This was so that (right-handed) knights defending the castle could more easily combat invading foes who were climbing the stairs.

The names of the three monkeys are Mizaru (see no evil), Kikazaru (hear no evil), and Iwazaru (speak no evil).

Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.

At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail the entire way around the world.

Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than Neptune.

The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Powdered non-dairy creamer is flammable.

Beelzebub, another name for the devil, is Hebrew for Lord of the Flies, and this is where the book's title comes from.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

Well, forget the computer next LAN we are gonna head up some Trivial Pursuit!!!

The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.

 Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. lmao i cant even say it

 Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.

 Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.  hmm

 Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.