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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: blacksheep on October 20, 2005, 06:30:31 PM
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1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel
2. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
3. Here's 1 for...... l4mby..... Most lipstick contains fish scales. Yum.
4. Birds have the right of way on all Utah highways.......lol wtf????
5. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
HMM now how far is yours
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LOL about 2 feet... if that!
Good ones! Keep em coming!
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arg... i hate birds
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Ummm ... I don't use lipstick. And I can one you up on that ...
Jello was originally made from horse hooves.
Sneezing is the only thing you can't physically do w/ your eyes open.
In the movie "Toy Story", the carpet designs in Sid's hallway is the same as the carpet designs in "The Shining."
Golf was banned in England in 1457 because it was considered a distraction from the serious pursuit of archery.
Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.
The only insect that can turn its head 360 degrees is the praying mantis.
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Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past royalty. This custom has evolved into the modern military salute.
Spiral staircases in medieval castles turn right as they ascend. This was so that (right-handed) knights defending the castle could more easily combat invading foes who were climbing the stairs.
The names of the three monkeys are Mizaru (see no evil), Kikazaru (hear no evil), and Iwazaru (speak no evil).
Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.
At latitude 60 degrees south you can sail the entire way around the world.
Pluto takes 248 Earth years to orbit the Sun. For 20 of those years, it is closer to the Sun than Neptune.
The Boston University Bridge is the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Powdered non-dairy creamer is flammable.
Beelzebub, another name for the devil, is Hebrew for Lord of the Flies, and this is where the book's title comes from.
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
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LOL those are good!!
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Well, forget the computer next LAN we are gonna head up some Trivial Pursuit!!!
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I Got hosed davey!!!!!!
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The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words. lmao i cant even say it
Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. hmm
Chrysler built B-29's engines that bombed Japan, Mitsubishi built Zeros that tried to shoot them down. Both companies now build cars in a joint plant call Diamond Star.
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When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home to a sellout crowd, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
I could have told you this being that I live here. The 2 largest cities in Nebraska are Omaha (around .75 million) and Lincoln (around .25 million). So, it makes sense that the stadium comes in 3rd. The worst part about this is that it's full of Husker fans.