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GTA:IV
« on: April 30, 2008, 09:06:51 AM »
A funny commercial in GTA:IV (you can watch TV now!)  Sully's Used Car Lot....he sells Crapty cars with bullet holes and blood stains on them....at discount prices!  You'd have to see it!
That's Mr. Deception to you.

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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2008, 09:40:02 AM »
My cars are of the highest quality! The holes are for better airflow to the engine and decreased wind resistance! And those aren't blood stains, it's red paint to make your car look "hot"! It's on fire baby!

Would you rather buy a car from my competitor!?



I think not!
« Last Edit: April 30, 2008, 09:42:32 AM by sully »
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2008, 10:28:52 AM »
LMAO!

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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2008, 10:35:13 AM »
Get Insured!


Get Styling!


Get Some Skills!


Listen to some tunes!


Den go see da O's hun! Or the Skins while eating McDonald's!

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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2008, 10:39:37 AM »
Holy Crap!  I remember seeing these commercials on FOX 45 after school and on Saturday mornings in the 80's....Mr. Ray's was the BEST!  The one white chick looks so out of place....and bfugly.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2008, 10:41:48 AM by decepticon »
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2008, 10:44:04 AM »
And if you get in trouble with the law we have a great selection of Lawyers.



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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2008, 10:45:18 AM »
I can piss 6ft straight up and not get wet!
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2008, 10:46:48 AM »
"Stephen L Miles.....Let's talk about it."
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2008, 10:53:35 AM »
I could barely get some Baltimore stations (with an antenna, no cable for me growing up) and I remember always seeing commercials for Siontz and Kirk (sp?) on the B-more stations. "If you have a phone, you have a lawyer!" I said to my mom once, "We have two phones. Do we have two lawyers?" What did I know; I was seven?
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2008, 10:56:56 AM »
I also found other car competitors!



And new insurance

Get new shoes!

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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2008, 02:06:22 PM »
Scott Donowho?  No Credit, Don't Sweat it!  Everybody rides a Scott Donohue (sp) motors! 
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2008, 07:16:06 PM »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE
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« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 07:43:13 PM by sully »
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2008, 07:37:03 PM »
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Re: GTA:IV
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2008, 07:38:02 PM »
But the thing is... ALL the commercials I posted are REAL! LOL

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