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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 09:06:51 AM

Title: GTA:IV
Post by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 09:06:51 AM

A funny commercial in GTA:IV (you can watch TV now!)  Sully's Used Car Lot....he sells Crapty cars with bullet holes and blood stains on them....at discount prices!  You'd have to see it!

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: sully! on April 30, 2008, 09:40:02 AM

My cars are of the highest quality! The holes are for better airflow to the engine and decreased wind resistance! And those aren't blood stains, it's red paint to make your car look "hot"! It's on fire baby!

Would you rather buy a car from my competitor!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3EVajeiGCs

I think not!

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: Agent4054 on April 30, 2008, 10:28:52 AM

LMAO!

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: The Shoctor on April 30, 2008, 10:35:13 AM

Get Insured!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-ybr_UWGI

Get Styling!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vtWmcVRaQ&feature=related

Get Some Skills!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oce-tkaW6SQ

Listen to some tunes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLJWsU27uM

Den go see da O's hun! Or the Skins while eating McDonald's!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA1r4XKG7PI

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 10:39:37 AM

Holy Crap!  I remember seeing these commercials on FOX 45 after school and on Saturday mornings in the 80's....Mr. Ray's was the BEST!  The one white chick looks so out of place....and bfugly.

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: The Shoctor on April 30, 2008, 10:44:04 AM

And if you get in trouble with the law we have a great selection of Lawyers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9LAps30tdg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmUQp2yeEpQ

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 10:45:18 AM

I can piss 6ft straight up and not get wet!

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 10:46:48 AM

"Stephen L Miles.....Let's talk about it."

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: sully! on April 30, 2008, 10:53:35 AM

I could barely get some Baltimore stations (with an antenna, no cable for me growing up) and I remember always seeing commercials for Siontz and Kirk (sp?) on the B-more stations. "If you have a phone, you have a lawyer!" I said to my mom once, "We have two phones. Do we have two lawyers?" What did I know; I was seven?

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: The Shoctor on April 30, 2008, 10:56:56 AM

I also found other car competitors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlLueexT9YE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWPyxf68CwY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYhs_QIt09Y&feature=user
And new insurance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE6ZrmdIWOQ
Get new shoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvgpxRHymgE

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: decepticon on April 30, 2008, 02:06:22 PM

Scott Donowho?  No Credit, Don't Sweat it!  Everybody rides a Scott Donohue (sp) motors! 

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: sully! on April 30, 2008, 07:16:06 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5LrBqWYuHE
Edit: Embedding has been disabled. Have to open it in YouTube to see this one.

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on April 30, 2008, 07:37:03 PM

^ No longer available :(

Title: Re: GTA:IV
Post by: The Shoctor on April 30, 2008, 07:38:02 PM

But the thing is... ALL the commercials I posted are REAL! LOL