It's that time of year again. Not sure what that time is but, it's here anyway: The next installment of SLR. Fites' staffer Zx2
gaySlow has finally nailed the closet door shut.

How has he done this you might ask? How does one man ooze so much metratrocity and still maintain his "straightness"?
Not just buy bragging about his made up conquests NO! He photoshops himself in a celebrity's life. With an abundance of free time Zx2Slow has inserted

himself into internet pictures everywhere and CGI-d his face onto a wedding special. Proof is provided on every SLR so I present you with this:
Clearly this is legit.
Here is another news flash: "Zx buddy you're white dude, give up the NBA dream. You play for a crap ass team."
