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Title: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on August 18, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
 :eek: Not all of you may know this...One of the FITES staff lead a secret life, under an assumed name.  His life involves long cold nights and crabs.  :'(

I don't think I need to mention names here:

http://deadliestcatchwiki.wetpaint.com/page/Keith+Colburn (http://deadliestcatchwiki.wetpaint.com/page/Keith+Colburn)

(http://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/9rRsXIG0gwJgRgbNh9YGzw38764/GW191H215)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: sully! on August 18, 2008, 09:42:26 PM
ROFL! So he's capnkev now, huh?
Title: Resurrecting this thread from the dead...cause I want to.
Post by: Five Aces on November 11, 2008, 09:34:47 PM
It may be a surprise to you but, the Captain is not the only one of us to have a secret life. :eek:
Yes one of the FITES staff is actually a super secret rocket scientist. :dizzy:  I know, I know, that's just crazy talk. :headscratch:  Normally I'd agree.  Except for this person.  8) His abilities are only exceeded by my love of Smilies. :elaugh:
Who is this person you ask? :huh2:
Well a picture is worth a 1k words. ;D

Now I know that this may raise some important questions:
Like, why would a FITES volunteer moonlight as an Uber 1337 Scientist?
 - answer: He is really moonlighting as a FITES volunteer.  Not the other way around. :speechless:


Why does he look older in this candid super secret photo?
 - One word Time-Travel  :madcloud:(He is that Awesome (Yes I just made that one word!))  What is amazing is that his future self allowed himself to be photographed.


Reaching Absolute Zero...One atom at a time!
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Agent4054 on November 12, 2008, 01:18:44 AM
Dammit! You figured it all out. Now I will have to divide by zero!

Excuse me while I whip this out....


(http://tequiero.nimnim.net/jasongomez/files/2008/06/cern_large_hadron_collider.jpg)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: The Nstuff on November 12, 2008, 06:38:30 AM
Um, that looks like a well lubricated puckered starfish
Title: karaoke impressions, not just for Vegas anymore
Post by: Five Aces on December 23, 2008, 02:37:58 PM
KOS's very own Skremin is Really and Super Star on the impressionist Circut. Next stop on the Tour is the famous Viejas Casino, and maybe one day maybe Dover Downs.  His Cheeky Ron Jeremy jokes and antics make the Ladies blush and moan: more, More, MORE...



Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: OWN3R on December 27, 2008, 07:24:55 AM
 :elaugh: :elaugh:
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on October 19, 2009, 01:56:32 PM
Our latest installment of a Secret life revealed:

A day in the life of Sully (Secret DDR super fan).  He's got moves.


*Updated
Fat Kid DDR (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yk-ESYl7Bc#)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: decepticon on October 19, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
That's not right..... :blue:
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on October 19, 2009, 02:32:20 PM
Are you kidding? I can't move like that.
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: sully! on October 20, 2009, 07:31:46 AM
Fudge you. Fudge you very much.
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Agent4054 on October 20, 2009, 07:36:17 AM
ROFL
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: sully! on October 20, 2009, 09:53:42 PM
I'll have you all know that I've lost 30 pounds since you last saw me, so fat kid's not so fat anymore.
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: The Shoctor on October 21, 2009, 10:56:39 AM
I'll have you all know that I've lost 30 pounds since you last saw me, so fat kid's not so fat anymore.

So that WAS you? Not the you now? That's how you lost the weight? ;)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on June 16, 2010, 01:51:58 PM
It's been far too long since our last Secret Life revealed.  Today we're going to reach into the life of someone we all know. and love

Curse, pictured here on Yo-MTV raps, is a climbing super star.

(http://mylifeaccordingtomeandmeonly.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/white-and-nerdy.jpg?w=300&h=225)

He is also currently involved in a class action suite against Slim-shady and Weird Al for stealing "his Look".

(http://www.webcastr.com/thumbnails/videos/weird-al-yankovic-white-nerdy-webcastr.jpg)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: decepticon on June 16, 2010, 02:37:39 PM
LMAO!
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Agent4054 on June 16, 2010, 02:55:47 PM
Epic!
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Petch on June 16, 2010, 03:59:19 PM
Thats good Crap.
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Curse_desreveR on June 16, 2010, 04:41:57 PM
You all can eat my A******...
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on June 17, 2010, 11:21:28 AM
You all can eat my A******...

Good luck at the Grammy's  8)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on May 20, 2011, 01:04:12 PM
Ah yes,

Thank you for joining me with this pre-judgement day (http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/) episode of "A Secret Life Revealed."
Another Fites staffer(pictured below) is an avid activist, he participates in protests, says it with signs, and enjoys long walks in the wiki.  He doesn't hesitate to heckle with posters and paint. 

He certainly is a Talented Troll Torturer, the Fabulous FearOn:
 
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chatroulette-trolling-repent.jpg)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: {ShadowWX} on May 20, 2011, 08:31:21 PM
LMFAO
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Agent4054 on May 21, 2011, 09:22:35 AM
Uncanny!
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Five Aces on October 18, 2011, 09:02:04 AM
It's that time of year again.  Not sure what that time is but, it's here anyway: The next installment of SLR.  Fites' staffer Zx2gaySlow has finally nailed the closet door shut.
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPZBPksm7WfAAJXbNoLD3w1Nfj4nNdRamoOkDK2EYID6AW6zF1)
How has he done this you might ask?  How does one man ooze so much metratrocity and still maintain his "straightness"?
Not just buy bragging about his made up conquests NO!  He photoshops himself in a celebrity's life.  With an abundance of free time Zx2Slow has inserted  :hehemean: himself into internet pictures everywhere and CGI-d his face onto a wedding special.  Proof is provided on every SLR so I present you with this:
(http://i.imgur.com/0kQoM.jpg)
Clearly this is legit.
Here is another news flash: "Zx buddy you're white dude, give up the NBA dream.  You play for a crap ass team."
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8vHrwj8TeJMSoi_E97CgWfD_xCu-r9XXp9ypLBnL4TpbKCX5P)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: sully! on November 18, 2015, 08:25:02 AM
It's been more than "one week" since our last episode, but the next installment of "A Secret Life Revealed" has arrived. FITES very own Mahoney is in fact the secret life of rock star Jim Creeggan of the Barenaked Ladies. In this twist of ASLR the secret has indeed been reversed and Mahoney is hiding from his worldwide rock star fame. We now know the answer to the question "If I had a million dollars"; Mahon..., err, I mean Jim would buy a house....in PA....and play video games.

(http://i.imgur.com/y2gLHte.png)

Video: http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/barenaked-ladies-cover-phil-collins-3132 (http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/barenaked-ladies-cover-phil-collins-3132)
Title: Re: A secret life revealed.
Post by: Twinsfan85 on November 18, 2015, 11:53:00 AM
Sickest necro ever. I always thought Mahoney looked like Jim. Funny to see someone else point it out.