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A secret life revealed.
« on: August 18, 2008, 07:00:11 PM »
 :eek: Not all of you may know this...One of the FITES staff lead a secret life, under an assumed name.  His life involves long cold nights and crabs.  :'(

I don't think I need to mention names here:

http://deadliestcatchwiki.wetpaint.com/page/Keith+Colburn

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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2008, 09:42:26 PM »
ROFL! So he's capnkev now, huh?
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Resurrecting this thread from the dead...cause I want to.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 09:34:47 PM »
It may be a surprise to you but, the Captain is not the only one of us to have a secret life. :eek:
Yes one of the FITES staff is actually a super secret rocket scientist. :dizzy:  I know, I know, that's just crazy talk. :headscratch:  Normally I'd agree.  Except for this person.  8) His abilities are only exceeded by my love of Smilies. :elaugh:
Who is this person you ask? :huh2:
Well a picture is worth a 1k words. ;D

Now I know that this may raise some important questions:
Like, why would a FITES volunteer moonlight as an Uber 1337 Scientist?
 - answer: He is really moonlighting as a FITES volunteer.  Not the other way around. :speechless:


Why does he look older in this candid super secret photo?
 - One word Time-Travel  :madcloud:(He is that Awesome (Yes I just made that one word!))  What is amazing is that his future self allowed himself to be photographed.


Reaching Absolute Zero...One atom at a time!
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 01:18:44 AM »
Dammit! You figured it all out. Now I will have to divide by zero!

Excuse me while I whip this out....


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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2008, 06:38:30 AM »
Um, that looks like a well lubricated puckered starfish
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karaoke impressions, not just for Vegas anymore
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2008, 02:37:58 PM »
KOS's very own Skremin is Really and Super Star on the impressionist Circut. Next stop on the Tour is the famous Viejas Casino, and maybe one day maybe Dover Downs.  His Cheeky Ron Jeremy jokes and antics make the Ladies blush and moan: more, More, MORE...



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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 07:24:55 AM »
 :elaugh: :elaugh:
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 01:56:32 PM »
Our latest installment of a Secret life revealed:

A day in the life of Sully (Secret DDR super fan).  He's got moves.


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Fat Kid DDR
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 02:18:21 PM »
That's not right..... :blue:
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2009, 02:32:20 PM »
Are you kidding? I can't move like that.
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 07:31:46 AM »
Fudge you. Fudge you very much.
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 07:36:17 AM »
ROFL
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 09:53:42 PM »
I'll have you all know that I've lost 30 pounds since you last saw me, so fat kid's not so fat anymore.
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 10:56:39 AM »
Quote from: sully on October 20, 2009, 09:53:42 PM
I'll have you all know that I've lost 30 pounds since you last saw me, so fat kid's not so fat anymore.

So that WAS you? Not the you now? That's how you lost the weight? ;)
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Re: A secret life revealed.
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2010, 01:51:58 PM »
It's been far too long since our last Secret Life revealed.  Today we're going to reach into the life of someone we all know. and love

Curse, pictured here on Yo-MTV raps, is a climbing super star.



He is also currently involved in a class action suite against Slim-shady and Weird Al for stealing "his Look".

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