Yeah, fox news flack. I just read all about that. If your kids play Bulletstorm, they may damage their minds and become rapists! Oh well, to be expected of such "high class" journalists.
Also, B.S. (heh... BulletStorm) is said to be on GFWL and the single player campaign is about 10 hours long. No word (as of last night) on LAN play, but there is co-op and the ps3 version does offer system link co-op, I think.