Rottentomatoes gives it a 20% some quotes:
"Watching Max Payne is painful to the max"
"A dumb film with a great conceptual hook from a director who visualizes better than he dramatizes."
"Up until the point where all hell literally breaks loose, Max Payne is nothing special."
"Your quintessential guy film. If you have any significant level of testosterone in your blood stream, you'll find something to enjoy about it."
"That the freaky angels all over the ads aren't even real is akin to if audiences had flocked to see Jurassic Park back in 1993 and discovered that the dinosaurs only appeared in a couple brief dream sequences."
Sounds like a bad movie and beer night kind of flick. on DVD of course.