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Title: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 05, 2007, 04:45:24 PM: This is yet another database entry from personal experience, that someone could find useful at some point. Also, if you're a guy, the basis for the following instructions also applies for when taking a piss and forgetting to wash your hands before going(also from experience). Both situations hurt like hell.

So I accidentally scratched my nose before washing my hands after chopping up a cayenne pepper, i started feeling the burn but tried to ignore it. Blowing my nose, since it was running like crazy, didn't do anything to help the burn. So I brought my knowledge of oily substances to the test. Using vegetable oil, I soaked one end of a q-tip in the oil, and swabbed both nostrils and sucked in really hard. Did this about 2 times, and let it sit. A couple mins later, no more burn,

Problem solved. :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Skremin on August 05, 2007, 04:55:04 PM: so when you say you "scratched" your nose did you really mean pick?
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 05, 2007, 04:58:09 PM: No I quite literally mean scratch. My thumb might've touched the inside a bit...................................... but errr yeah. Scratch. Go away!
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: -Sp()()ge- on August 05, 2007, 07:05:24 PM: he meant "pick"!
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: cuzzNkev on August 06, 2007, 04:48:05 AM: goin for nose gold...you go dawg.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: sully! on August 06, 2007, 10:48:54 AM: So we learn two things about Agent from this post...

1. He picks his nose
2. He snorts vegetable oil

Which is more disturbing?
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 06, 2007, 11:30:55 AM: The snortage was needed. Blowing my nose made it worse.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: kona on August 06, 2007, 05:29:17 PM: Cayenne peppers are NOT hot....
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 06, 2007, 06:28:38 PM: Ok they are spicy. But the are really freaking painful when the juice goes up the nose.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: llDayo on August 07, 2007, 07:35:26 AM: Quote from: Agent4054 on August 06, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
Ok they are spicy. But the are really freaking painful when the juice goes up the nose.
Then wash your hands first next time before you go searching for buried treasures.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 07, 2007, 08:01:45 AM: Quote from: llDayo on August 07, 2007, 07:35:26 AM
Then wash your hands first next time

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Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: llDayo on August 07, 2007, 01:20:10 PM: Yeah, it says you didn't wash your hands. If you search the internet you might be able to find tutorials on how to do so.

http://www.kdheks.gov/wash_em/howtowash.html (http://www.kdheks.gov/wash_em/howtowash.html)

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How To Wash Your Hands Properly

Use soap and warm, running water.
Rub your hands vigorously for 20 seconds
Wash all surfaces, including:
backs of hands
wrists
between fingers
tips of fingers
under fingernails
Rinse your hands well
Dry your hands with a paper towel.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: OWN3R on August 10, 2007, 10:41:10 PM: snorting vegtable oil FTW!!!! bwhahhhahaha , this is one story my pepp3rhead friends have got to hear. :elaugh:

Of course I too have a stupid story or two. Like the time I cut up several dozen red savinas without wearing gloves and after I proceeded to kick back Al Bundy style for some tv viewing (Hand down the pants for you kids whom don't know Al from Married w/Children). Let's just say I ended up doing was cutting a milk jug in half and dangled the boyz for awhile! haha, the wife thought it was funny and laughed her tail off!
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 10, 2007, 10:48:05 PM: Man that's no joke. I don't even want to think about a red savina burn. ROFL. Sheesh that makes mine seem like ground black pepper up the nose(glares at sully).

Of course then again, I'm not too keen on trying that myself either.
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: xankriz on August 13, 2007, 09:50:22 AM: You all overlooked an obvious fact... Agent does what he wants, because a pirate is free!
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 13, 2007, 09:54:50 AM: Yar har fiddledee dee!! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU)
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: The Shoctor on August 13, 2007, 10:41:11 AM: Perv! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julianna_Rose_Mauriello
Title: Re: Hot Pepper Up The Nose
Post by: Agent4054 on August 13, 2007, 10:51:07 AM: nah, just refer to O'Shwing in my avatar: http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=165#DIV2729