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Title: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: Five Aces on June 23, 2009, 09:09:51 AM

Day 6, still no weber-nets.  :bigcry:
 

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I have had resorted to hunting and gathering news and other current event info from face to face social interactions.  I feel so dirty.  No longer do I have precognitive like knowledge, but I actually need to open my netflix envelopes to determine their contents.  No longer do I have the option of not checking those half dozen email addresses that I brag about ignoring.  I just snail mailed in my rent payment...with actual stamps.  Soon I will begin chiseling these messages on stone tablets.  How did people live like this?  I not only fear the Raptor like noises outside, but also that my TF2 server rank is slowly slipping.  The lack of new pron has forced me into the arms of not just an actual women, but the one I'm suppose to marry (in 89 days, 7 hours, and 23 Min (not that I'm counting)).

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If this message encapsulated in a virtual bottle reaches anyone, please PLEASE tell Sully I need a line tech stat.

DAMN YOU COMCAST  :cussing:

Title: Re: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: decepticon on June 23, 2009, 12:24:34 PM

For not having interwebs, you sure do post alot.  And you make good use of the smilies......all of them.

Title: Re: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: Five Aces on June 23, 2009, 02:18:20 PM

Day 6.5

While acting busy at work  :hitself: I borrowed some of the professors coconuts and stole McGiver's paper clip.  :army:
I believe I have fashioned a sufficient transceiver for text based applications.   :nerd:   However to give you an idea of the extreme latency, I posted this yesterday. :drool:

Title: Re: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: sully! on June 23, 2009, 03:50:30 PM

Quote from: FiveAces on June 23, 2009, 09:09:51 AM

please PLEASE tell Sully I need a line tech stat.

DAMN YOU COMCAST  :cussing:

http://twitter.com/comcastcares (http://twitter.com/comcastcares) .....seriously, try it. Or We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com

Title: Re: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: The Shoctor on June 23, 2009, 04:45:31 PM

I am frightened!!!!!

Title: Re: Hello my name is ... and I'm an Internet Addict
Post by: Five Aces on June 24, 2009, 01:26:46 PM

Day 7

As I tossed and turned last night in a feral transformation, my urge to kill was rising.  Around 4am this morning, I thought I was seeing things.  Blinking yellows lights appeared in my windows.  I was drawn to the light.  Two gleaming  trucks with cherry pickers were parked on my street.  It caused me to collapse on the spot.

Thank You Comcast :hail:


Now, Has anyone seen my cell phone? :headscratch: