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Title: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 18, 2008, 11:57:41 PM
hi! damn i wish i knew of this a few years ago. would've been nice...

anywho my name's cynthia. or cynth. im 20 and currently living in harrisburg- but maybe not for long. who knows, cuz i sure as hell dont.
i used to play CSS religiously after sony eff'd up SWG. my ex used to host Digital Hangover LANs few years back. i miss it all! but i've succumbed to the wc mmo =\. however i wanna get back into fps bad. i'm an addict. :help:.

FACK.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 12:44:06 AM
Haha, welcome to FITES then! We're all about fragging people without remorse. And stuff. Glad you found us though, better late then never I guess. We're a friendly group of people and always welcome in newcomers.

Expand the playerbase!

I hear ya on the mmo part. I'm sortof flopping back n' forth between mmo and fps myself. Trying to keep a balance. Hard when you have friends on either side yanking on you to play more cod4 or eq2. But sweetness. Should come to one of our monthlies(registration on front page). They are just as much of a blast as our larger lans. Either way, enjoy your stay on the FITES forums!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 19, 2008, 01:01:03 AM
yes, yes. thank you, thank you =D i am very much looking forward to your events. i need to leave my PC for something other than work. or at least be in another location other than my room w/ it.

mmos are evil. it's been a while since i've played any fps. because mmos are evil. how loving  _office was to me...

would it be possible for me to check out an event w/out my 'gear' for a first visit? just to hang out and see what goes down. i'm not in a hurry to embarass myself just yet.  :flex:

thanks for the hospitality, i already feel at home :blamepride:

-now i dont know who or what that is.. but i figure it's there to use so..

:blamepride:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 01:13:46 AM
Pride is the primary founder of FITES. We like to give him sh!t, and if anything happens, we blame him for everything. Or we blame tibs. But that's something totally different :P

As for coming to a LAN without gear, I don't really a see an issue with that, but I'll have cuzznkev answer that one anyways. Since he's the one hosting the monthly lans.

Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 19, 2008, 01:25:43 AM
wonderful. =)

 :blamepride:

Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 19, 2008, 11:36:16 AM
As for being embarrassed at a LAN.  It can and usually does happen.  But it is all done in fun.  If you have enjoyed LANs in the past and don't have a big problem learning new games just plan to come to the LAN anyway.  If you show up without your gear you will be so upset cause you will want to sit down and play.  I think every LAN I have been to I have met someone new and every person has said they have had a great time.  Hope to see you at the next one and welcome to FITES. 
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 12:18:53 PM
Yeah, what he said.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on January 19, 2008, 12:35:31 PM
Dont let Agent fool ya ...He can't Frag  :box2:

Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 19, 2008, 01:26:25 PM
Neither can f3ar0n.   :box2:  But I have no room to talk cause I suck at everything.  But I have fun doing it.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 01:32:55 PM
Dont let Agent fool ya ...He can't Frag  :box2:

Hey, sucka.. who's the one who got voted best gamer on forums? Yeah that's right. Trumped by Trackball.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on January 19, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
LOL...Damn you and damn the trackball

**Family Guy Stewie vs Brockley episode
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 19, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
Neither can f3ar0n.   :box2:  But I have no room to talk cause I suck at everything.  But I have fun doing it.

as do i. it's all blizzards doing. i used to be pretty okay at source- good even. until 'y' became a hotkey for WoTF =(.
i will do my best to show up at this upcoming event. like i said, i really wanna check it out. and then hate myself for not having my gear w/ me.
you all better look your best cuz if i can make it for that day..i'm bringing my camera!  :curtain:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 09:43:48 PM
For blackmail purposes right?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 19, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
Hey, welcome to the forums!  Hope to see you at some upcoming events.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 19, 2008, 10:15:43 PM
Apparently you didn't notice the gallery link on the front page Cynthx.  There is a camera at every event and there are always good pics.  Do hope to see you and frag you at the LAN. 
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 10:58:19 PM
Yeah don't forget the Staff (http://www.fites.net/?page_id=31) page as well. Rathe has a great pic there. Hehehehe
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Billabond1 on January 19, 2008, 11:07:25 PM
lol, that is a good pic of rathe.  I also noticed that I do not have the honor of being on the staff page  :'(
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 11:11:46 PM
Same with Zx2Slow... I bet we all know what pic should go there! Bahahaha.

I'll crop out pics for you, ZX, and Czar tonight.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: zx2slow on January 19, 2008, 11:48:40 PM
Urge to kill rising...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 19, 2008, 11:52:25 PM
I have to do it.. I just have to:

(http://gallery.fites.net/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=6890&g2_serialNumber=2)

 :hehemean:

Ok I'm derailing this thread as usual...

So back to business. Err.. enjoy your stay at the insanitarium!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on January 20, 2008, 10:44:48 AM
I wanna be on the staff page  :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

You could totally post up the pic of me and my pink blanky and deem me Bawls Dude since I always seem to be the only one who brings the case of Bawls to the lans

(http://gallery.fites.net/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=7931&g2_serialNumber=2)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 20, 2008, 10:58:07 AM
Figures someone would bring up the staff page.  I was trying to avoid it for a reason.  Oh well.  When you gotta sleep you gotta sleep.  And I have the ability to crash anywhere.  Just too bad I sleep so deep I don't hear camera clicks.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 20, 2008, 01:13:41 PM
At least they don't have pics of the meltdown at the FITH halloween lan a few years back...there's even a movie about it someone made, we call it 'find the smell'
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 20, 2008, 02:03:37 PM
what a nice welcoming thread this has become!
im glad you all seem fond of a little vanity, because i've 2gs that need some blackmail purposes. :sneaky:
you can never have enough photographs at lans!

way to take one for the team, rathe  :elaugh:

ty all for making me feel at home ^.^v
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 20, 2008, 02:52:34 PM
You are a chick gamer swimming in a sea of geeks, you expected anything different?  After the pic posted in another thread everyone here thinks you might look at porn during lans also /rolleyes

I really need to get out

P.S. counterstrike source will snap you right out of that MMO addiction, it brought me out of eq2 twice....now I'm addicted to halo 3 on xbox 360, though I still use a mouse and kb to play.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Dwg115 on January 20, 2008, 03:16:30 PM


P....now I'm addicted to halo 3 on xbox 360, though I still use a mouse and kb to play.
HALO3 good god man!  you need to get some fps loving the PC way
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 20, 2008, 03:33:15 PM
Oh I'm an old school fps gamer, ask anyone that ever attended a fithlan, lots of quake 3, bf1942, etc...back in the day.  I need to update my pc fps gamelist.  On the bright side at least my system now should be able to handle just about anything out there...

DFI Lanparty UT NF590 SLI mobo
AMD 5400+ x2
2G Gskill pc800 ddr2
2x 250G sata 3G/s in striped raid with a mirrored 500G drive
nvivia 8800GTS 320M
logitech G15 KB
razer death addar mouse

Never question the PC fps gaming hehe ;-)

Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on January 20, 2008, 04:04:07 PM
put Cryis on max as an exemption to that statement...then again who can play crysis on Max unless ur putting down a Quad Core or 2 SLI 8800's
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 20, 2008, 05:26:25 PM
Yeah I think gravdigr pegged it with the whole girl thing. Cynthx, you have effectively lowered the male to female ratio on the forums.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Dwg115 on January 20, 2008, 08:10:13 PM
yea now it's 2 for every thousand.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 20, 2008, 10:24:01 PM
it brought me out of eq2 twice....

Speaking of EQ2... I've been playing it for 12 hours straight today ><
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Billabond1 on January 21, 2008, 01:22:18 AM
it brought me out of eq2 twice....

Speaking of EQ2... I've been playing it for 12 hours straight today ><

I though you were out of that Agent.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 21, 2008, 02:31:07 AM
Hahah I know, I know. I am ... for the most part. I'm not doing any of that crazy hardcore raiding like I used to. Made it more of a job than a game. Raiding for 6 hours a night every night ><

Meh. No I'm only goofing around with old friends atm. I still play COD4 when I get enough reprieve from my eq2 friends. And I still am a FITES lounge lizard.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: The Shoctor on January 21, 2008, 09:40:50 AM
If I am remembering correctly because I haven't gone through the database... The Ratio is more like 1:185.5 but what do I know. BTW Welcome Cynthx.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 21, 2008, 10:43:55 AM
it's always good to know one made a difference in something. in ratios. hah. but it's not the first time for me.
i'm a former EB/GAMESTOP employee, so the whole 9483902842:2 ratio is nothing new to me.
i feel the love. <3

as far as porn at parties go, i've never seen or bothered to open porn before. i have however witnessed a beastiality clip a fellow gamer shared w/ the rest of us a few years back.
i guess he figured ordinary porn wouldn't suffice for an audience that spends most of their time in front of a pc monitor. so why not kick it up a notch and watch.. yanno, horses and stuff.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 21, 2008, 11:34:27 AM
...yanno, horses and stuff.  :thumbsup:

Like Island Pony Adventure?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: The Shoctor on January 21, 2008, 01:04:56 PM
Oh, and I thought it was Pony Island The Adventure... or PITA for short.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 21, 2008, 02:11:23 PM
Well now that brings up an interesting point... would beastiality be considered unethical treatment of animals? Even if said animals enjoyed it?

My my... the train of conversation just goes off in the wrong direction.

(edit: I think I might've crossed the line on our public forums)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 21, 2008, 02:16:38 PM
...yanno, horses and stuff.  :thumbsup:

Like Island Pony Adventure?

sorta. was more like Island Girls' Pony Adventure
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 21, 2008, 02:18:03 PM
Ooooh wait, I think I saw that one

j/k >.>
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 21, 2008, 04:49:22 PM
It involved a Tijuana girl and a tub of crisco

my pornfolio is HUGE
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 21, 2008, 08:28:07 PM
It involved a Tijuana girl and a tub of crisco

my pornfolio is HUGE

If you make it to the next lan (I can carpool with ya) maybe you could share some of it with us.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: zx2slow on January 22, 2008, 12:25:31 AM
Oh god, 2g1c pretty much ended the last lan, Haven't we learned our lesson...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 01:05:22 AM
Need I mention that was all your doing. "Hey dave, you gotta check this video out!" Hahaha
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 22, 2008, 01:33:38 AM
i totally meant to say "porn? WHAT'S THAT?" btw.
dang typos causing up a big storm of i dont know what's going on!  :angel:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 01:43:06 AM
Haha, suuuuuuuure.

Well, to reiterate.. Welcome to FITES! Though this thread looks to be going in the same direction as this one. (http://www.fites.net/forums/index.php?topic=3508.75)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 22, 2008, 01:57:30 AM
i wish i hadn't clicked on that link. because following that one, i clicked on another.
wow. /cry.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 02:01:03 AM
Just be glad you didn't find the original post. Or rather... stay away the heck away from a thread called "Anyone find this avatar disturbing???"
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on January 22, 2008, 09:08:36 AM
Like Island Pony Adventure?

My Pony is the prettiest in all the land...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 09:16:45 AM
O_O
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: llDayo on January 22, 2008, 01:05:55 PM
Wow. Newbies make posts in these forums at least once a month and rarely do they go more than one page in replies. But, as soon as a girl gamer shows up it goes four pages in a few days. Geez, do you guys have no dignity!  :hehemean: Since I'm married and almost ten years older than you I have no problem saying it: dark green text on black background =  :puke:

Oh, and I might be the last forumer who still plays BF42 on a regular basis so that's my game. Welcome!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 01:21:57 PM
Rofl. Yeah we know you're still stuck in the past.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 22, 2008, 01:28:51 PM
Since I'm married and almost ten years older than you I have no problem saying it: dark green text on black background =  :puke:

almost 10 years older than me huh? haha. that's nothin!
i <3 green. its the color of the puke your little emote was hurling up. but i can adjust.
it may have been the fact that i popped in here that kept it going, but it also may have been island girls' pony adventure.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: llDayo on January 22, 2008, 01:53:26 PM
Rofl. Yeah we know you're still stuck in the past.
But unlike you I don't suck in the present! werd
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: llDayo on January 22, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
almost 10 years older than me huh? haha. that's nothin!
i <3 green. its the color of the puke your little emote was hurling up. but i can adjust.
it may have been the fact that i popped in here that kept it going, but it also may have been island girls' pony adventure.
Yellow, MUCH less strain on the eyes! Thank you!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 22, 2008, 01:54:55 PM
11 years older and married going on 14...doesn't mean you still can't be extra nice to the fems....

I was so taken advantage of in eq2 for that, but at least I knew the girls that used me were girls (guild ventrillo), never know how many fat dudes in a cheetos stained undershirt get off on being a mangina =oP
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 02:17:52 PM
I know what ya mean gravdigr. Though there was one strange case in eq2 (couple years ago) on the Oasis server... this one person made a female character named Jinxey. Of course everyone thought it was a girl... but after some amount of prying, I found out the guy was roleplaying a girl. He refused to come on vent because he didnt want to come out of character. Though I still think he was straight or something. Since he actively flirted with girls. So he was roleplaying a lesbian? I don't freaking know. He creeped me out, whichever the case. So yeah... not sure where I was going with that. But there are strange people out there.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 22, 2008, 02:39:55 PM
just kidding. i'm a guy!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: llDayo on January 22, 2008, 02:42:44 PM
I knew it! I could tell by the pixels...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 22, 2008, 02:44:07 PM
just kidding. i'm a guy!

*walks away bored with this thread now*
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 22, 2008, 11:01:07 PM
the end!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 22, 2008, 11:05:57 PM
Or is it? O_o
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 08:29:10 AM
No really, it should be.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 08:34:25 AM
Or should it? o_O
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 08:35:58 AM
Yes.....it should.  man all you geeks go apesh!t over a female gamer.....geez.  ;)  I'm married, so I went apesh!t a while back when I found out my girlfriend (now wife) is a gamer.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 08:37:26 AM
Haha. Well who could blame them... seriously...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 08:38:05 AM
lol
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 23, 2008, 09:59:21 AM
Yes.....it should.  man all you geeks go apesh!t over a female gamer.....geez.  ;)  I'm married, so I went apesh!t a while back when I found out my girlfriend (now wife) is a gamer.

Not everyone is so blessed.  To most of us finding a chick gamer is like finding a unicorn, or a chupacabra depending on her skill level.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:06:52 AM
Yes.....it should.  man all you geeks go apesh!t over a female gamer.....geez.  ;)  I'm married, so I went apesh!t a while back when I found out my girlfriend (now wife) is a gamer.

Not everyone is so blessed.  To most of us finding a chick gamer is like finding a unicorn, or a chupacabra depending on her skill level.

i lold.
i can't decide which is which. a unicorn being good and chupacabra bad? or the other way around, just because unicorns are for gaylord scientologists, and chupacabras eat goats and whales and stuff?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:09:26 AM
Yes.....it should.  man all you geeks go apesh!t over a female gamer.....geez.  ;)  I'm married, so I went apesh!t a while back when I found out my girlfriend (now wife) is a gamer.

Not everyone is so blessed.  To most of us finding a chick gamer is like finding a unicorn, or a chupacabra depending on her skill level.
Aren't you married?

And BTW, this thread has the longest reply list in the noob forum.....pathetic!   :hehemean:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: The Shoctor on January 23, 2008, 10:10:01 AM
Well, from what I know unicorns are only able to be rode upon by virgins... I will stop there.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:12:39 AM
Well, from what I know unicorns are only able to be rode upon by virgins... I will stop there.

OK this thread needs to be locked NOW!!!!  ;)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 10:14:11 AM
Well, from what I know unicorns are only able to be rode upon by virgins... I will stop there.

*ponders*
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:15:37 AM
Well, from what I know unicorns are only able to be rode upon by virgins... I will stop there.

*ponders*
Wondering if you can ride a unicron, or if you are a virgin?  ;)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:17:16 AM
i'm so confused.  what about the chupacabras?!  :badboy:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:19:36 AM
i'm so confused.  what about the chupacabras?!  :badboy:


If I had a choice, I would rather be a unicorn.....ok here come the comments....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 10:20:31 AM
Dangit, you beat me to the google(or wiki) lookup of it.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:31:52 AM
chupacabras > scientologist groped horses
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:33:07 AM
chupacabras > scientologist groped horses

Que?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:34:33 AM
man... i am never referencing another tom cruise movie ever again. -.-
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:36:22 AM
In what movie did he grope horses?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 10:37:16 AM
I dunno... but he did proclaim to be a scientologist. The moron.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:48:40 AM
Well, he is, right?
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 10:53:53 AM
A moron??  yes he is.

Also a scientologist...which makes him a moron twice.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:54:08 AM
he didn't exactly grope a horse. the girl he was saving did. but she wanted to bang him so it's virtually the same thing. talking about legend btw. and horse = unicorn. c'mon people!! >.<
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 10:56:04 AM
Ahh yes, Legend is a great film.  I took many samples from that movie and made some good DnB tuneage from them:

"You are nothing but an Animal!"
"We are ALL animals my lady...."
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:59:10 AM
tim curry looks better in drag IMO
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 11:00:18 AM
Also a scientologist...which makes him a moron twice.

Hehe that's what I was referring to.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 11:01:49 AM
tim curry looks better in drag IMO

heh, My wife and I just saw RHPS at the theater in york...what an experience.  I am still getting the rice out of my jacket.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 11:35:21 AM
Well, I think I like this version of what a Chupacabra is.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra


Also see: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tom_Cruise
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 11:43:46 AM
I like the pic at the bottom right with this quote:

"While this is not a Chupacabra most scientists do believe this is dead."

LAWLZ!!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 11:51:31 AM
Yeah, freaking hilarious. I love that site.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 12:45:44 PM
Geez... in 6 days time this thread went to #3 in the top 10 threads by replies. Though, that shouldn't come as a surprise. (hey that rhymes!)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 12:48:34 PM
See, chics are nuthin' but trouble.  As soon as she posted something, it was like smacking a wasps nest with a bat.... j/k  ;)
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 12:57:36 PM
I would say we ban all women on these boards but we were doing pretty good before without the ban.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
Heh, yeah hard to ban something that usually doesn't exist in the first place.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 01:32:23 PM
<3   :whip:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: cuzzNkev on January 23, 2008, 02:00:25 PM
She likies whips and piercings...wOOt
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 02:01:56 PM
That reminds me of an old saying.  Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

Down Kev.  You're married.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 02:05:34 PM
Haha
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: cuzzNkev on January 23, 2008, 02:48:04 PM
True I dont want to scare away the new blood on the forums. 
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 03:03:41 PM
i'm fearless. do your worst!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 03:07:53 PM
Girls are evil.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 23, 2008, 03:43:55 PM
In reply to a post 2 pages ago...I am indeed married, but I am not so blessed as to be married to a gamer...Though I am slowly converting her.  I made her watch all 5 seasons of babylon 5 on dvd....and she understands terms like mob, nuke, leet, noob, etc...

And my reference to the unicorn and chupacabra;

unicorn = chick gamer that can give you a run but you can still win which results hot luvin and your manlyness is intact.

chupacabra = chick gamer that hands you your ass in every game you play which results in pity sex while your balls are in her purse on the dresser.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: decepticon on January 23, 2008, 03:50:55 PM
pity sex is still sex!

I can only imagine....
"Say it, say it you noob!"
"You pwn me, YOU PWN ME!!!!!"
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 03:53:00 PM
unicorn = chick gamer that can give you a run but you can still win which results hot luvin and your manlyness is intact.

chupacabra = chick gamer that hands you your ass in every game you play which results in pity sex while your balls are in her purse on the dresser.

i wonder if that shows up on google. reguardless, 2 new adjectives have been added to my vocabulary.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 23, 2008, 04:32:04 PM
unicorn = chick gamer that can give you a run but you can still win which results hot luvin and your manlyness is intact.

chupacabra = chick gamer that hands you your ass in every game you play which results in pity sex while your balls are in her purse on the dresser.

i wonder if that shows up on google. reguardless, 2 new adjectives nouns have been added to my vocabulary.

I hate myself
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 04:36:26 PM
shaddap, you unicorn.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 05:03:29 PM
shaddap, you unicorn.

I think you meant chupacabra in that instance.  Although I think we would need to break out some Quake III Excessive to really have a good test of skills for you two to determine which it would be.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 05:34:36 PM
Q3A Excessive is more blind guaranteed kill than skill. All you have to do is keep the fire button pressed down continuously and aim in the very rough general area of the target.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 05:53:30 PM
Q3A Excessive is more blind guaranteed kill than skill. All you have to do is keep the fire button pressed down continuously and aim in the very rough general area of the target.

See that is where you are wrong....especially with the rocket launcher...all you do in that instance is knock them out of your aim.  Of oourse if you use the machine gun it just takes 3 seconds of direct hits to kill them.  Even the BFG won't kill you at full health on a direct hit.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 06:00:54 PM
The only skill I saw when I played was being able to stay alive for longer than 5 seconds.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: gravdigr on January 23, 2008, 06:07:51 PM
Q3 excessive humiliation ftw!

You hear a whirring sound behind you right before the skeleton that is gravdigr makes your insides your outsides with the gauntlet...ahh memories
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on January 23, 2008, 06:09:08 PM
Knowing when to move and when to sit still and fire.  Still the best adrenaline rush from any game I have ever gotten.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 06:10:47 PM
Cheesedogs. (said that because I was eating one at the time and had no clue what else to say)

Alright. back to girls...
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 06:31:10 PM
oh god quake gives me a headache. just reading about it gives me a headache. but i'd be lying if i said it isn't fun. but it's been years since i played. the only relevance i've had w/ the latest quake is this guy i used to see who looked like he should be on the cover...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/cynnth/badasserthanyou.jpg

http://www.ifeelgroovy.net/shop/catalog/images/Quake4_UK_Back.jpg


edit: mkay no one needs to look at that anymore  :moon:
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 06:32:29 PM
It's a Strogg!!!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 06:35:35 PM
that always makes me laugh. i viewed him differently ever since.
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Agent4054 on January 23, 2008, 09:07:16 PM
Heh that seems to have been a thread killer. Shazam!
Title: Re: holy bawls
Post by: Cynthx on January 23, 2008, 10:35:59 PM
its okay. i'd poo myself too after finding out they're IRL.