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Title: Where do you stack up?
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on February 06, 2007, 01:22:51 PM

Dante's Inferno Test (http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv)

I am banned to the fifth level of hell. There are nine levels of hell, I am just curious as to where some of you stack up.

Title: Where do you stack up?
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 06, 2007, 02:33:38 PM

I am only in the second level of hell.

Title: Where do you stack up?
Post by: kona on February 06, 2007, 04:15:34 PM

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Title: Where do you stack up?
Post by: cuzzNkev on February 06, 2007, 05:33:27 PM

I am right there with you Rathe.

Title: Where do you stack up?
Post by: llDayo on February 07, 2007, 09:29:10 AM

I've been Dissed

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.