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Team Fortress 2 Mystery Intelligence - The Pyro's Gender/Identity
« on: September 10, 2009, 11:16:22 AM »
From: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=963554


Subject: Team Fortress 2 Mystery Intelligence - The Pyro's Gender/Identity

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Today we'll be solving a case about...

THE PYRO

Biography:
The Pyro is either a nice, caring Character or either a fierce, brutal Fire-Man [In both of Fire-Fighting and Fire... Using]. The Pyro is an ambush class, too bad there are people who don't know HOW to make an ambush... But that's for some other time.
Rumor has it that the Pyro is either a woman, or not or even he/she/it might be the Scout's mother.
So we're going to the BOTTOM of this.

Clues: (Yay!)
-The Scout's "Look at me mah'!" response, as if she really is there, maybe the Pyro? Well, hold on to the last clue...
-The Purse at the Uniform Locker, at the last picture in the video "Meet The Spy" you could see her holding a purse with her right hand, BARELY, so this clue might not be 100% true
-This, from 2:53 to 3:22, the Running and Standing animations show that the Pyro is a woman the most
-Scout's Biography, "The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston" yes, it has the City/State "Boston" in it [FactBoutMe: I live in Europe so iunno lolz], but what if it's still reffering to every class except the Pyro? What if the battles are hold in Boston?

That's all 'bout the Clues, now let's do the Contradictions!

Contradictions: (Boo! You suck!)
-The Pyro's Body Shape, doesn't really fit in with the Scout's mother or a Woman's Body Shape
-The Muffled Voice, sounds very much like Male instead
-The Hats don't quite fit in the category for a Woman either
-The Taunts don't fit in too [Wow I feel like a total Sexist now, I apologies!!]

Okay I did the Contradictions now, I couldn't find much... Tell me if I missed something. And now let's Contradict the Contradictions!

Contradicting The Contradictions: (Huh? What? I don't get it.)
-Pyro's Body Shape
Maybe it's getting hot inside so it's inflating?
-Pyro's Muffled Male Voice
Blame the voice-actors, besides with such a Gas-Mask I doubt the voice wouldn't change.
-Pyro's Taunts and Hats
Maybe... She's quirky?

So. We did the Clues, Contradictions and we Contradicted the Contradictions.

Results: (Gasp! Oh-no! Get it over with! He wasn't really good at this...)

The Pyro IS...
THE SCOUTS MOTHER!!

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Re: Team Fortress 2 Mystery Intelligence - The Pyro's Gender/Identity
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »
I always assumed it was a guy due to the voice.  Muffled as it is, it sounds male.
That's Mr. Deception to you.

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Re: Team Fortress 2 Mystery Intelligence - The Pyro's Gender/Identity
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2009, 02:51:36 PM »

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Re: Team Fortress 2 Mystery Intelligence - The Pyro's Gender/Identity
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2009, 05:58:25 PM »
Ok, that would be nice.
That's Mr. Deception to you.