Author Topic: What was Jordan's real reason for coming back home? (Read 1337 times)

Pride · « **on:** March 07, 2006, 03:26:39 PM »

2000 points to the post that makes me laugh the hardest!

Agent4054 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2006, 03:39:26 PM »

To provide enjoyment for my peers apparently ><

cuzzNkev · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2006, 05:20:01 PM »

Because his gay lover got tired of his buttocks.

The Shoctor · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2006, 07:41:16 AM »

After the scientist that made him died he wanted to venture further from his home. But seeing as he is part robot, he needs a consant energy stream feed. Well, being a robot he decided to make his own portable energy feed system.. Well it seemed to run well enough, but after a month it blew up! So he had to move back home before the energy reserves were depleated so he would not die. The biological components of his body require the machanical parts to keep working. That is why he is now home until he can build a better energy transmition unit!

llDayo · « **Reply #4 on:** March 08, 2006, 08:09:13 AM »

He saw his shadow.

xankriz · « **Reply #5 on:** March 08, 2006, 01:51:00 PM »

To get closer to:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Image-Of-Jesus-On-A-Piece-Of-Sheet-Metal-New_W0QQitemZ6257739218QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Fabio · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2006, 11:26:02 PM »

came back to feed his babies momma... and to drink beer and watch pr0n in the comfort of his own parents basment.