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Title: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on March 31, 2009, 08:02:40 AM: I am not making this Crap up either.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=7ITyXEj9 (http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=7ITyXEj9)
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: decepticon on March 31, 2009, 08:19:47 AM: Well, he didn't punch her, he...wait for it....wait for it....slap chopped her! And in all fairness it was in self defense, she was biting his tongue and wouldn't let go. Oh, and she in fact did NOT love his nuts.
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: sully! on March 31, 2009, 08:38:47 AM: Damn! How many jokes/puns can you fit into one post!?
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on March 31, 2009, 08:42:04 AM: Ok, settle down Decepticon.
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: sully! on March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM: Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: decepticon on March 31, 2009, 08:50:14 AM: Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:38:47 AM
Damn! How many jokes/puns can you fit into one post!?

There were only two....I just couldn't help it though.
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: sully! on March 31, 2009, 08:51:08 AM: Mugshot:
(http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/_sham-ow_001.jpg)
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/shamwow-guy-vince-shlomi-arrested.jpg)

Photo Gallery of beatup hooker:

http://www.knx1070.com/pages/4108764.php?imageGalleryXRefId=1005765#imgXR (http://www.knx1070.com/pages/4108764.php?imageGalleryXRefId=1005765#imgXR)
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on March 31, 2009, 09:10:12 AM: Well from the looks of her face he told her twice to let go. She didn't listen. Some women just can't learn.
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: decepticon on March 31, 2009, 09:11:51 AM: ShamWOW does makeup do wonders for TV appearances! Sorry, had to put the pun in there!
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: The Shoctor on March 31, 2009, 10:02:33 AM: Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM
Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?

I mean you could have called him ShamWOW Vince... Vince Shlomi or Vince Offer.... WTF is Chris?
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: h4gg4rd on March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 PM: Quote from: ShadoHawk on March 31, 2009, 10:02:33 AM
Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM
Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?

I mean you could have called him ShamWOW Vince... Vince Shlomi or Vince Offer.... WTF is Chris?

ShamWOW Chris? WTF..
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: Petch on April 09, 2009, 12:29:18 PM: More pics:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html)
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: h4gg4rd on April 09, 2009, 12:57:08 PM: daaaaaammmmnnnnnn...
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: vincegun on April 12, 2009, 11:48:46 AM: She certainly wasn't saying WOW every time!

ba-da-ching
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: Petch on April 13, 2009, 09:52:19 AM: Now In Spanish!:

http://consumerist.com/5206862/vince-tries-to-sell-shamwow-and-slapchop-in-spanish (http://consumerist.com/5206862/vince-tries-to-sell-shamwow-and-slapchop-in-spanish)
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: decepticon on April 13, 2009, 10:45:34 AM: LOL! They took out the "you're gonna love my nuts" in the spanish versions.
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: Petch on May 01, 2009, 08:05:10 PM: "Rap Chop" featuring Vince (Steve Porter's Slap Chop remix) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&eurl#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
Post by: decepticon on May 02, 2009, 07:16:46 AM: EPIC!