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ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« on: March 31, 2009, 08:02:40 AM »
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2009, 08:19:47 AM »
Well, he didn't punch her, he...wait for it....wait for it....slap chopped her! And in all fairness it was in self defense, she was biting his tongue and wouldn't let go.  Oh, and she in fact did NOT love his nuts.
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2009, 08:38:47 AM »
Damn! How many jokes/puns can you fit into one post!?
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2009, 08:42:04 AM »
Ok, settle down Decepticon.
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM »
Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2009, 08:50:14 AM »
Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:38:47 AM
Damn! How many jokes/puns can you fit into one post!?

There were only two....I just couldn't help it though.
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2009, 08:51:08 AM »
« Last Edit: March 31, 2009, 08:57:26 AM by sully »
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2009, 09:10:12 AM »
Well from the looks of her face he told her twice to let go.  She didn't listen.  Some women just can't learn.
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2009, 09:11:51 AM »
ShamWOW does makeup do wonders for TV appearances!  Sorry, had to put the pun in there!
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2009, 10:02:33 AM »
Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM
Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?

I mean you could have called him ShamWOW Vince... Vince Shlomi or Vince Offer.... WTF is Chris?
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2009, 11:46:43 PM »
Quote from: ShadoHawk on March 31, 2009, 10:02:33 AM
Quote from: sully on March 31, 2009, 08:49:17 AM
Why did you call him "ShamWow Chris" when his name is Vince Shlomi?

I mean you could have called him ShamWOW Vince... Vince Shlomi or Vince Offer.... WTF is Chris?

ShamWOW Chris? WTF..
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 12:29:18 PM »
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2009, 12:57:08 PM »
daaaaaammmmnnnnnn...
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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2009, 11:48:46 AM »
She certainly wasn't saying WOW every time!

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Re: ShamWow Chris arrested for punching a prostitute.
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 09:52:19 AM »
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