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Title: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: The Shoctor on December 05, 2008, 04:00:49 PM: To meet our new networking requirements you must have one of these to connect to our switching gear!
http://www.usa.denon.com/ProductDetails/3429.asp#
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendies!)
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on December 05, 2008, 04:21:11 PM: I am not sure what is worse. That they charge $500 for that or that some people think they need that to make their music sound better.
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendies!)
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on December 05, 2008, 05:07:02 PM: Holy fridgin cow! thats one expensive cable...and I thought gold plated HDMI was bad
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Post by: Mr.Tibbs on December 05, 2008, 05:12:19 PM: $500 for only 6ft of cable!
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Post by: The Shoctor on December 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM: Quote
Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer. Attention to detail when building this cable was used by employing high quality insulation and woven jacketing to reduce vibration and to add durability.
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendies!)
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on December 05, 2008, 07:40:00 PM: Quote from: The Doctor on December 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
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Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer. Attention to detail when building this cable was used by employing high quality insulation and woven jacketing to reduce vibration and to add durability.

It is a one way cable?? How the hell does that work?
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendies!)
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on December 05, 2008, 10:23:56 PM: Quote from: Rathe on December 05, 2008, 07:40:00 PM
Quote from: The Doctor on December 05, 2008, 07:13:16 PM
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Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer. Attention to detail when building this cable was used by employing high quality insulation and woven jacketing to reduce vibration and to add durability.

It is a one way cable??

Thats what she said? :hitself:
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendies!)
Post by: Czar on December 06, 2008, 01:33:05 AM: Ha I`ll contact them to sponsor us :)
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Post by: {ShadowWX} on December 06, 2008, 05:22:59 AM: now that's just frickin' ridiculous. :annoyed:
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Post by: Czar on December 11, 2008, 10:07:58 AM: Heh... Sponsorship request sent :)
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: The Shoctor on March 17, 2009, 12:24:20 AM: New required audio cables.
http://www.pearcable.com/sub_products_anjou_sc.htm (http://www.pearcable.com/sub_products_anjou_sc.htm)
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: sully! on March 17, 2009, 08:55:56 AM: I thought those speaker cables looked familiar:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/speaker-cables/7250-speaker-cables-turn-you-into-a-dancin-fool-302478.php (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/speaker-cables/7250-speaker-cables-turn-you-into-a-dancin-fool-302478.php)

I like the first comment below the article:

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In a related story Dave Clark was overheard on his cell phone, "Yeah man--$1000 AND a blow job. No, I already wrote the review--ha. Not sure--Swedish or Finnish, but she was hot!"
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on March 17, 2009, 09:12:43 AM: For that price I better get a hot stripper in my house to dance to music everytime I play it. Audiophiles must be the most gullible and richest people in the country.
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Post by: Czar on March 17, 2009, 01:48:24 PM: Your wish is granted:

(http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Fat%20Belly%20Dancer.jpg)
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: Agent4054 on March 17, 2009, 01:50:05 PM: Holy Crap.
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Post by: sully! on March 17, 2009, 02:03:01 PM: Agreed.
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/840501/holy_Crap.jpg)
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on March 17, 2009, 02:36:42 PM: Quote from: Rathe on March 17, 2009, 09:12:43 AM
For that price I better get a hot stripper in my house to dance to music everytime I play it. Audiophiles must be the most gullible and richest people in the country.

I think you missed the bold part of my last statement.
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: Czar on March 17, 2009, 03:09:40 PM: ...I'd do her again.
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on March 17, 2009, 04:01:48 PM: Quote from: Czar on March 17, 2009, 03:09:40 PM
...I'd do her again.

Does your wife know about this?
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on March 17, 2009, 04:18:17 PM: Quote from: Mr.Tibs on March 17, 2009, 04:01:48 PM
Quote from: Czar on March 17, 2009, 03:09:40 PM
...I'd do her again.

Does your wife know about this?

Maybe that is his wife??
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Post by: sully! on March 17, 2009, 05:26:30 PM: No, this must be Czar's wife....at least he wishes it was ;)

Jim Beam Presents "The Girlfriend" (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2370653/)
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: h4gg4rd on March 17, 2009, 05:51:16 PM: Hahahahahaha. Yesssssss.
Title: Re: Required!!! (For all LAN Attendees!)
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on March 17, 2009, 06:03:03 PM: If we had more women like that. There would be no such things as a divorce.