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Title: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: The Shoctor on September 09, 2008, 03:02:17 PM
The collider is currently undergoing commissioning while being cooled down to its final operating temperature of approximately 1.9 K (−271.25 °C). Initial particle beam injections were successfully carried out on 8-11 August 2008, the first attempt to circulate a beam through the entire LHC is scheduled for 10 September 2008, at 7:30 GMT and the first high-energy collisions are planned to take place after the LHC is officially unveiled, on 21 October 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: Agent4054 on September 09, 2008, 03:25:10 PM
Yay for Large Hadron Colliders and mini black holes!

I saw a countdown timer a few months ago for this stating "The End of The World Starts In:"

Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: DoubleG on September 09, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
I'm awaiting my descent into the newly discovered dimensions, as it is the one that I will rule with a steel fist.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: decepticon on September 09, 2008, 03:47:40 PM
I'm awaiting my descent into the newly discovered dimensions, as it is the one that I will rule with a steel fist.

You mean 'drunken fist'?  j/k  :hehemean:
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: DoubleG on September 09, 2008, 04:22:23 PM
*covers his face*

I'm never going to live that down, am I...
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: {ShadowWX} on September 09, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
*covers his face*

I'm never going to live that down, am I...

no...no you won't.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 09, 2008, 04:59:33 PM
For more info, visit www.largehardoncollider.com



....






*Waits for the clicks and the sudden realization of what they are witnessing* Mwuhahahahaha
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: {ShadowWX} on September 10, 2008, 04:35:59 AM
For more info, visit www.largehardoncollider.com



....






*Waits for the clicks and the sudden realization of what they are witnessing* Mwuhahahahaha

UMMMMM I'm not clicking that link cuz it looks awfully suspicious.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 10, 2008, 08:17:31 AM
What? It's about the LHC, I swear!

BTW, it's completely SFW too.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 10, 2008, 08:22:31 AM
http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com/
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 10, 2008, 12:46:46 PM
Uh-oh. Now I'm worried....

(http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?/images/sshots/Screenshot/10698/10698_48c7161254f4d_preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: Agent4054 on September 10, 2008, 12:51:45 PM
Hehe yeah saw that the other day. Funny.

But the machine ran and worked! They made one full rotation without a hitch (or so they say). I'm waiting for monsters to start popping into existence. Resonance Cascade!
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: decepticon on September 10, 2008, 12:53:00 PM
That's hilarious!
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 10, 2008, 12:54:32 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/256fu4g.jpg)
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: decepticon on September 10, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
This CAN'T be coincidence!
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 10, 2008, 12:56:22 PM
They just ran some protons through it today. They are planning for some low level collisions in October and then fine-tuning things over the winter before the high-energy collisions this thing was designed for take place.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: DoubleG on September 11, 2008, 02:49:04 PM
Okay guys, lets start to get our armaments ready. Lets baton down the hatches. Lets build our city walls.

Get ready to defend ourselves from an encroached oppression of Government and mutated alien creatures of DOOOOOOOOM (not zombies, hmmm..)
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: sully! on September 11, 2008, 06:13:26 PM
Live webcams of the LHC at CERN

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: decepticon on September 11, 2008, 06:47:18 PM
Cute. :lol:
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on September 11, 2008, 07:19:57 PM
Someone divided by Zero.
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on September 11, 2008, 10:16:46 PM
Live webcams of the LHC at CERN

[url]http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html[/url]


This is the European multi-billion dollar project to recreate the big bang theory right (the project which they've dedicated like 37 miles to create)

Least when they have an atomic nuclear meltdown it'll be across the big pond and wont affect us
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: {ShadowWX} on September 11, 2008, 11:40:54 PM
OH NO!!!!! first this and now Tibs signed up for the LAN!!! If he shows up the Apocalypse is truly upon us!!!!
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: The Shoctor on September 12, 2008, 01:31:25 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHA *DIES*
Title: Re: Ready for the begining of the end?
Post by: decepticon on September 12, 2008, 07:47:53 AM
Least when they have an atomic nuclear meltdown it'll be across the big pond and wont affect us

Oh, not an atomic nuclear meltdown.....It could possibly create a small singularity - even though Mr. hawking says it will harmlessly disappear since it would be so small - never the less, it is still a black hole! It does have the possibility to rip a hole in the delicate fabric of space and time causing it to fold in on itself thus ripping everything we know and love apart atom by atom.