It's been quite a while since we had a good "Caption This" thread. Since the presidential campaigns are in full swing, I thought we could have a nice "multi-caption this" thread featuring each of the major candidates that remain (sorry, no Ron Paul, he has good ideas, but he's just not a major player).

Here's how it works for all you n00bs out there. Look at each of the photos below and post a funny caption that fits with the photo. There's nothing really at stake here other than the honor of being a smartass.

1. Hillary Clinton


2. Barack Obama


3. John McCain


4. Mike Huckabee (barely major, but trying to balance between the parties here)


5. Ralph Nader

Is there a reason that my browser only shows Obama and Nader??  if I view the html for the page I can pull out the pics that are supposed to be there for the other places but they download instead of view.  just curious.

I am using Firefox and I have the same issue as Rathe.

I could only see the two as well.  I pulled the links from the source.  This is what I could think of at 3 in the morning.


1. "That statue is actually my husband 20 years ago"

2.  "Those warhead candies are sour as Crap!"

3.  "You have just been shanked"

4.  "Do you like my dog?"

5.  "PETA is gunna hate me"


edit:  If you go hit reply or hit modify, the pics show up properly in the topic summary thing.

edit 2: For some reason, now they are showing up in the normal view.

1. "...And when bill is hard he is only this long."

2. "Why do people keep saying I am gay??"

3. "I HAVE SEEN THE LORD ON THE MOUNTAIN...HALLELUJAH!!!!!"

4. "This is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl"

5. "This dead chicken represents the chance I have of being president."

1) "Pay no attention to the man behind the beef curtains"
2) "ooooooooooooooooooo....this is one big.....microphone"
3) "Mr. McKain obviously does not know the term 'Face deep in Bush' "
4) "dah dah dah dah, I work at burgerking, making flamewhoppers, I wear a paper hat." (burger king retards)
5) "Um Mr. Nader, a rubber chicken is not a suitable running mate - lay off the weed"

i've seen that before.. it's so funny!

1. "There is a dick over my head isn't there?" "Well that is not the first time."

2. "Old Man River"

3. "MMMMMM, must be the febreeze."

4. Where's Waldo?

5. "See there are the repoductive organs right there." "That is why I should be your President." "But sir that is a fake chicken." "There all the same in the end."