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More Jack Thomson
« on: March 21, 2007, 12:33:52 PM »
I put this in the Jokes Forum because I think Mr. Thomson is more of a joke than anything else.

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Yesterday, Take Two launched a preemptive lawsuit against Jack Thompson aimed at preventing him from pursuing claims in court later this year when both Manhunt 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV debut.

Thompson contacted Ars Technica with a response to the suit, and because we wouldn't want to be unfair, here it is in its entirety:

    Heads-Up to Video Game Industry Press Re Take-Two Lawsuit Against Jack Thompson

    Dear Gamers and Gamer Publications on the Internet and Elsewhere:

    I have been praying, literally, that Take-Two and its lawyers would do something so stupid, so arrogant, so dumb, even dumber than what they have to date done, that such a misstep would enable me to destroy Take-Two. With the filing of this SLAPP lawsuit last week, my prayers are finally answered.

    This lawsuit, filed in US District Court for the Southern District of Florida, is, without a doubt, the single dumbest thing I have ever seen any lawyers do in my thirty years of practicing law--while in continuous good standing to do so with The Florida Bar, I might add, the shock radio and video game industry's efforts notwithstanding.

    I encourage folks to read Psalm 35, a Psalm of David, which is brilliant in its entirety (since God Himself wrote it), but for those who don't own a Bible or who think their hands will catch on fire if they touch one, here is the salient portion that applies to this lawsuit:

    7 For without cause have they hid for me their net in a pit,
    which without cause they have digged for my soul.

    8 Let destruction come upon him at unawares;
    and let his net that he hath hid catch himself:
    into that very destruction let him fall.

    9 And my soul shall be joyful in the LORD:
    it shall rejoice in his salvation.

    The pit Take-Two has dug for itself will be patently clear next week when I strike back. Oh, and by the way, the entire Take-Two management and board will be gone on March 23, so this pit-digging comes at a very bad time indeed.

    Amen, and Praise be to God Almighty, maker of Heaven, Earth, and yes, the maker even video games. Jack Thompson


There you have it.

This idiot never ceases to amuse me. He makes it sound like he's a crusader with a Fire Sword of Doom +5... "when I strike back"
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Re: More Jack Thomson
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 08:10:34 PM »
that almost sounds like a death threat towards take 2
That's Mr. Deception to you.

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Re: More Jack Thomson
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2007, 07:27:59 AM »
:heart: Jack!!!

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Re: More Jack Thomson
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2007, 11:02:45 AM »
Oh but WAIT! There's more!

What followed from Thompson was a countersuit "accusing the publisher of multiple violations of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO), specifically a continued effort to violate his constitutional rights since July of 2005,".Gamespot wrote. SPOnG published portions of Thompson's countersuit, where he accuses Take-Two of "[conspiring] with third-parties", mostly gaming websites, who are supposedly encouraging visitors to bring harm to Thompson or his family in various ways:

Quote from: Jack Thompson
    34. Take-Two, either directly or through its agents ... has collaborated and conspired with third parties to commit these racketeering activites (sic), including but not limited to the Entertainment Software Association, the Entertainment Software Rating Board, the Entertainment Consumer Association, Gamepolitics, Kotaku, SPOnG, Joystiq, Gamespot, ign, Game Informer, Electronic Gaming Weekly, Penny Arcade, Doug Lowenstein, and others.

    35. As a result of this collaboration, individuals have repeatedly threatened the life of Thompson, visited his residential neighborhood to hand out libellous (sic) pamphlets, filed SLAPP Bar complaints against Thompson, having been encouraged to do so by gaming web sites, sent dozens of items to Thompson’s home and office via overnight courier and mail, sent sex aid products to his wife, threatened Thompson’s son, shot at his home, sought to incarcerate Thompson, “bookstormed” his book, Out of Harm’s Way ... orchestrated and knowingly incited harassing phone calls and letters, and ... generally engaged in a knowing, purposeful, and illegal “shoot the messenger” strategy against Thompson directly and through surrogates.




What a crazy bastard.