Author Topic: Interesting ambulance call today.. (Read 714 times)

Czar · « **on:** February 19, 2009, 11:00:21 AM »

So I came in to work this morning to hear about a call the night crew had.

Dispatched to the local nursing home (~950 residents) for a possible stroke. Additional information from the dispatch center stated the patient was an elderly dude with an altered mental status. Turns out when the crew arrived, he was watching porn in his room. The nursing staff at the home stated that he's `altered` because he's been jerking off more than normal and is now complaining of a stiff/sore elbow.

Was probably watching 2G1C!

_!Rathe!_ · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:08:58 AM »

Quote from: Czar on February 19, 2009, 11:00:21 AM

So I came in to work this morning to hear about a call the night crew had.

Dispatched to the local nursing home (~950 residents) for a possible stroke. Additional information from the dispatch center stated the patient was an elderly dude with an altered mental status. Turns out when the crew arrived, he was watching porn in his room. The nursing staff at the home stated that he's `altered` because he's been jerking off more than normal and is now complaining of a stiff/sore elbow.

Was probably watching 2G1C!

How do they determine what a "normal" amount of jerking off is? Inquiring minds want to know.

Czar · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2009, 11:10:32 AM »

ha yeah I was wondering how they chart that in the patient's file.

0704 - Morning medications administered
0717 - Patient given a shower
0822 - Patient played couch hockey for 1
0944 - See above note
1004 - See above note

Petch · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:15:10 AM »

HAHAHAHAHAH... thats good work

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