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How to "Re-Boot" a girlfriend... RBG101
« on: June 21, 2006, 10:32:08 AM »
Welcome gentlemen,

hush hush, class has now started....

Today in in RBG101 ( funny for those of you who know what RBG stands for and what 101 stands for ) we will be discussing how to re-boot a girlfriend, First things first, For all of you that are married, please leave the class room now, this will not work on married people ( you are already screwed please don't try and take us down with you! )

You must know that girlfriend need a good "re-boot" every now and again, Like when they turn off your WorldCup game that is tied with stoppage time running...
 
or when They un-plug your computer while in a CALeague match and your the only person left and its one on one and it decides who wins the tournament..... ( oh, that one pissed me off! )...

So, you wanna know how? Here is what you do:

wait for it.....



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You tell them that they are right, you are sorry, you are a ass and you love them and they are the most amazing thing in the world.....


Simple as that, now what is more complicated, knowing WHY this works, I have found that if a girlfriend believes that you are doing something with out them then they get mad, but if you let them believe you are doing something while they have there "personal" time then it makes EVERYTHING PERFECT.....


Any Question? :feedback: