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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: Pride on November 10, 2005, 09:03:33 AM

Title: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: Pride on November 10, 2005, 09:03:33 AM

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

Go!

Title: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on November 10, 2005, 10:11:39 AM

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable

My 'up-time' is better than BSD

Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

We're like SLI. Were great alone, but we'd be so much better together.

Your turn my software into hardware.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop

Nice Set of Floppies

If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long

Thanks...

F3ar0n

Title: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on November 10, 2005, 10:20:55 AM

Some more to add

Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby

I bet my hardware would boot off a partition like yours

Looks like you could use more RAM for that software

We could start a session if you have a cookie for me

*The Best One I Saw

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

Title: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: Pride on November 10, 2005, 12:24:05 PM

LOL those are great!

Why dont you come back to my place, and I will show you my hard drive!

Title: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: .:F3ar0n:. on November 10, 2005, 12:42:07 PM

No doubt the starwars pickup is the greatest out of all  of em. You sorta freaking me out with that last line, Pride. LMAO

F3ar0n

David

Title: Re: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: sully! on November 10, 2005, 08:51:40 PM

Quote from: "Pride"

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

Go!

Actually heard this one at QuakeCon, but a little differently.

"You're hotter than a volt-modded, overclocked, aircooled Prescott core Pentium 4"

This was said by Freak to FireFly.....as I was standing right next to her. Freak is like the AngryHostage of QuakeCon though, so I didn't think anything of it.

Title: Re: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: l4mby on November 11, 2005, 10:49:24 AM

Quote from: "sully"

This was said by Freak to FireFly.....as I was standing right next to her. Freak is like the AngryHostage of QuakeCon though, so I didn't think anything of it.

Haha, yeah, freak is a little ... well ... over the top. He hits on every girl, and takes pride in doing so when he tells everybody about it. Bys smacked him good this year. Haha !

Title: Re: Geek Pickup Lines
Post by: TekieB on November 11, 2005, 11:15:06 AM

Quote from: "l4mby"

Quote from: "sully"

This was said by Freak to FireFly.....as I was standing right next to her. Freak is like the AngryHostage of QuakeCon though, so I didn't think anything of it.

Haha, yeah, freak is a little ... well ... over the top. He hits on every girl, and takes pride in doing so when he tells everybody about it. Bys smacked him good this year. Haha !

For all I hung out at the info desk I missed that...damnit