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Title: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 10, 2008, 07:02:37 PM
I hereby fully RETRACT the statements made by myself about te speculation that CynthX is not a female.  She is in fact FEMALE!!!(as far as I can tell without being a licensed physician!   :hehemean: )  So, as punishment, I sang Roxanne by the Police on Rock Band in front of mostly everyone at the LP.  And anyone who didn't see me sing, you at least heard the terrible shrieking of some sort of pterodactyl creature coming from the other room.

wait for it......here it comes.......




CynthX I sincerely apologize for the posts that I made questioning your feminimity.  Besides, I'm pretty sure you got a good laugh out of my performance.  I know I did.

Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: -Sp()()ge- on February 10, 2008, 08:06:24 PM
does full retraction mean you are a girl now?
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 10, 2008, 08:10:08 PM
Nice hehe
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: sully! on February 10, 2008, 08:55:37 PM
Ok, so as you know I couldn't get there until late and I didn't see any females anywhere. So who is CynthX and what was the big deal about her identity?
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 10, 2008, 09:01:48 PM
I'll let Jordan explain since it was all his idea.....
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 10, 2008, 09:57:40 PM
Heh.. basically.. Cynthx was who she said she was in the first place. Some time after she made her debut on the forums, I told her about the thread we had going in the VIP forums about the speculation that Cynthx was a hoax. She thought that was hilarious. It's was actually her idea to post in the forums saying she was a guy. I just agreed to go a long with it. The joke didn't even need setting up really. Peoples' doubt and paranoia propelled the joke right along.

Can't say I can totally blame ya though... Take MMO's for instance. A crapload of the female characters you see are actually guys... and a handful of those guys claiming to be girls. Some of the doubt and paranoia is reasonable. To be honest though, I took her word as truth right off the bat. Figured it was best to take it as such than to be doubtful right away. Turns out this time, I was right heh.

But yeah, just the fact that decepticon, dave, and some others kept goin on about it just made it all the more funny to me. I let slip some things here and there, but I guess he or dave didn't pick up on it. I was expecting someone to hit me when they found out =X

But yeah, there's the story.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 07:14:38 AM
Well, it wasn't that dramatic for me....but I ALWAYS have doubts unless proven otherwise - which I was!  ;)  I pretty much expected her to be 'real' once Jordan started saying stuff like "Just you wait until the lan, decepticon is gonna kill me....'  For the record Jordan, I would have never hit you.....hard. 

In the end, it was funny.  She is very nice and can take a joke like the rest of us.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 08:14:24 AM
I hereby fully RETRACT the statements made by myself about te speculation that CynthX is not a female.  She is in fact FEMALE!!!(as far as I can tell without being a licensed physician!   :hehemean: )  So, as punishment, I sang Roxanne by the Police on Rock Band in front of mostly everyone at the LP.  And anyone who didn't see me sing, you at least heard the terrible shrieking of some sort of pterodactyl creature coming from the other room.

d'awwwww, how touching.
anyone who sings roxanne after believing i'm a dude is awesome in my book. (my book's full of those, just not the roxanne part.)

btw i got a video of it... >.>
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 08:19:11 AM
Oh boy...here come the relentless flames burning me alive!  BTW I have to see the pics taken of my 'performance'.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 08:40:55 AM
It was pretty funny

"Shut up dude!"
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 08:56:34 AM
LOL!  I knew you were enjoying that too!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 09:38:27 AM
agent knows where he can get them, i posted them somewhere already (in private). he can throw em in here somewhere. i'm assuming he has access to doing that. unless you want a thread full of images. i that case, i can do that.
as for the roxanne video.. i haven't uploaded that one. but i do have...

http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/lan%20vid/?action=view&current=paranoid.flv

http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/lan%20vid/?action=view&current=NIN.flv

=)

<3.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 10:06:03 AM
Hey, my rendition of Hand That Feeds wasn't ALL that bad....
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 10:12:37 AM
At least I was only in one of those videos.  Wish I had been told it would have been posted or else I would have tried to look cooler.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 10:21:34 AM
Wish I had been told it would have been posted or else I would have tried to look cooler.

oh, surely you jest! because the one of you flexing is super cool!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 10:44:35 AM
remind me to ask my 1337 h@ck3r friends to hack your computer to get rid of that image when I get home.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 11:21:05 AM
will do
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 11:30:33 AM
Bahahaha
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850453.jpg)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 11:31:22 AM
This rockband shot is awesome

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850481.jpg)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 11:33:07 AM
Such a great pic!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 11:43:31 AM
damn I have serious devil eyes going on in that pic.  And the Holy Half-dead necromonger thing going on with my other hand.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 11:58:39 AM
!!!! XD loves it!
so much more where those came from  :elaugh:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 11:59:34 AM
more of me or just more of the LAN party?? 
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 12:04:24 PM
yes, yes. thank you, thank you. they are great shots indeed. lots of practice and all you see.

more of me or just more of the LAN party?? 

LP. i have you on two other videos.
there's a neat "rockstar" shot of decep too. agent, you wanna throw that one on here? lol. [/color]
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 12:12:14 PM
Hehe I guess you mean this one:

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850476.jpg)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 12:15:02 PM
Ok after hearing that I think I might go hibernate somewhere till all references of me quit showing up.  :couch:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 12:30:57 PM
My god!  Wow do I look retarded or what?
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 12:37:31 PM
My god!  Wow do I look retarded or what?

We weren't going to say anything to you... but now that you mention it....  :hehemean:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 01:29:34 PM
no, not that one. the OTHER rockstar one. lol
that was partially my fault. i dont know how people do it, but somehow manage to get perfect images of themselves w/ others while blindly aiming the camera lens in their direction. i dont get it.

...

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXANNE.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 01:35:35 PM
Hmm I posted the good rockstar shot of decepticon after rathes flex pic. The other pics of him are kinda boring.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 01:36:34 PM
Me?! Boring?!  How dare you....I am ALWAYS the life of the party....always damnit!  ;)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 01:42:33 PM
Whatever you tell yourself to allow you to sleep at night.. heh heh.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 01:44:21 PM
I was gonna say something, but I feel it should be dropped.....quickly, before I make myself look even more stupid.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
I think agent and cynthx need to spend a lot of time for just the two of them so they can go through the pictures in great detail.  Who else out there agrees?? 



*Details should be provided in Staff forum Agent*
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 01:50:02 PM
I agree, but I do NOT - i repeat - do NOT want to know anything about how Agent spends his free time let alone time with the fems.....
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 02:01:02 PM
O_o

I think agent and cynthx need to spend a lot of time for just the two of them so they can go through the pictures in great detail.  Who else out there agrees?? 

Err.. you lost me.. what do I need to do? I think I missed something.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 02:05:17 PM
Err.. you lost me.. what do I need to do? I think I missed something.

You and CynthX need to find a nice private place so you can review the pictures she took so you can post the correct ones for her.  What you do after that is up to the two of you. 
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 02:52:20 PM
im confused.  :eek:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 02:59:29 PM
As you should be....I think we all are.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 11, 2008, 03:14:53 PM
I managed to not get caught on any film whatsoever... I think...

I must be a lucky one.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 03:17:15 PM
I managed to not get caught on any film whatsoever... I think...

I must be a lucky one.


NOPE! You have been captured! Bahahaha

(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850455.jpg)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 11, 2008, 03:18:17 PM
Son of a bitch, you got me!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 11, 2008, 03:34:36 PM
*evil demonic talking skull laugh*

Bahahahahahaa!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 11, 2008, 03:51:55 PM
Hey, I see you managed to get my good friend Triangle in that picture too!

He helped me ghost.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: -Sp()()ge- on February 11, 2008, 04:02:29 PM
Hey, I see you managed to get my good friend Triangle in that picture too!

He helped me ghost.

WTF?  Triangle was suppose to only be faithful to me!!!  Whore!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 11, 2008, 04:33:03 PM
NO ONE ESCAPES THE CYNTHCAM. NO ONE.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: The Shoctor on February 11, 2008, 04:56:13 PM
Hey, I see you managed to get my good friend Triangle in that picture too!

He helped me ghost.

WTF?  Triangle was suppose to only be faithful to me!!!  Whore!

But you weren't there!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 11, 2008, 05:12:55 PM
Looks like Triangle found a new friend... Me. And I treat him way better. Cookies!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 11, 2008, 05:51:01 PM
Him?!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 11, 2008, 06:16:38 PM
I wonder if Tekie has some competition for LAN photographer. 
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: fndragon on February 13, 2008, 03:34:50 PM
Aw crap.   You got me!

(I'm the guy in the pirate shirt rocking out on the tiny guitar.)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 13, 2008, 04:39:44 PM
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850491.jpg)

^_______^

that is all.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: The Shoctor on February 13, 2008, 04:40:48 PM
Awww look how patriotic I look!!! I am sprouting a flag!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 13, 2008, 05:01:17 PM
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/Agent4054/markviking.jpg)

i got bored
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 13, 2008, 06:20:42 PM
omg. i snorted.
new FITES poster boy.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 13, 2008, 06:38:58 PM
Thing is... he actually does have a plastic viking helmet.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: The Shoctor on February 13, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
Yes, but it's a goldish copper color. hehe
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: _!Rathe!_ on February 13, 2008, 08:00:50 PM
and he looks much better when he wears his kilt with it.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 14, 2008, 07:19:02 AM
He's like a big fluffy bear, who needs a good fragging!  ;)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 14, 2008, 01:48:41 PM
I will say I'm pretty sure I actually did escape Cynthx's camera... maybe not everyone elses..but I did escape... I guess it was all that hiding in the corner I did.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: The Shoctor on February 14, 2008, 02:49:11 PM
*pst* Check the pages before.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 15, 2008, 07:46:52 AM
I thought it was Agent that got me... No Cynthx... At least I don't look retarded in mine.. lol
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 15, 2008, 08:16:39 AM
Nope. That was all the Cynthcam.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 15, 2008, 11:22:43 AM
I thought it was Agent that got me... No Cynthx... At least I don't look retarded in mine.. lol

What exactly are you implying....oh wait, I already implied that......
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: DoubleG on February 15, 2008, 12:45:27 PM
Curses... I was supposed to not exist! Now what am I supposed to do with my soul trapped in that death box... *arghhhh*
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: The Shoctor on February 20, 2008, 04:06:17 PM
A little late but I wish I had this earlier!


(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png)
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: decepticon on February 20, 2008, 07:44:21 PM
LoL! :lol:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on February 22, 2008, 10:31:57 AM
A little late but I wish I had this earlier!


([url]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png[/url])


i second that :lol:

Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Agent4054 on February 22, 2008, 01:58:52 PM
All too true.
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: {ShadowWX} on March 03, 2008, 07:59:45 PM
This rockband shot is awesome

([url]http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/SS850481.jpg[/url])


this pic is sooooooo going on my myspace { I'm the geek on the drums in case anyone doesn't know who I am. }
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: cuzzNkev on March 04, 2008, 06:56:40 AM
Charlie, you have a damn evil look on your face!!!!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Dwg115 on March 04, 2008, 07:09:46 AM
and the redeye in the pic doesn't help either!
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: {ShadowWX} on March 07, 2008, 06:40:22 AM
I think I look awesome haha! :devil:
Title: Re: Full Retraction....
Post by: Cynthx on March 11, 2008, 08:12:45 AM
glad to know my RL screening skills are going to real use!