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Full Retraction....
« on: February 10, 2008, 07:02:37 PM »
I hereby fully RETRACT the statements made by myself about te speculation that CynthX is not a female.  She is in fact FEMALE!!!(as far as I can tell without being a licensed physician!   :hehemean: )  So, as punishment, I sang Roxanne by the Police on Rock Band in front of mostly everyone at the LP.  And anyone who didn't see me sing, you at least heard the terrible shrieking of some sort of pterodactyl creature coming from the other room.

wait for it......here it comes.......




CynthX I sincerely apologize for the posts that I made questioning your feminimity.  Besides, I'm pretty sure you got a good laugh out of my performance.  I know I did.

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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 08:06:24 PM »
does full retraction mean you are a girl now?
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 08:10:08 PM »
Nice hehe

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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 08:55:37 PM »
Ok, so as you know I couldn't get there until late and I didn't see any females anywhere. So who is CynthX and what was the big deal about her identity?
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 09:01:48 PM »
I'll let Jordan explain since it was all his idea.....
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 09:57:40 PM »
Heh.. basically.. Cynthx was who she said she was in the first place. Some time after she made her debut on the forums, I told her about the thread we had going in the VIP forums about the speculation that Cynthx was a hoax. She thought that was hilarious. It's was actually her idea to post in the forums saying she was a guy. I just agreed to go a long with it. The joke didn't even need setting up really. Peoples' doubt and paranoia propelled the joke right along.

Can't say I can totally blame ya though... Take MMO's for instance. A crapload of the female characters you see are actually guys... and a handful of those guys claiming to be girls. Some of the doubt and paranoia is reasonable. To be honest though, I took her word as truth right off the bat. Figured it was best to take it as such than to be doubtful right away. Turns out this time, I was right heh.

But yeah, just the fact that decepticon, dave, and some others kept goin on about it just made it all the more funny to me. I let slip some things here and there, but I guess he or dave didn't pick up on it. I was expecting someone to hit me when they found out =X

But yeah, there's the story.

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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2008, 07:14:38 AM »
Well, it wasn't that dramatic for me....but I ALWAYS have doubts unless proven otherwise - which I was!  ;)  I pretty much expected her to be 'real' once Jordan started saying stuff like "Just you wait until the lan, decepticon is gonna kill me....'  For the record Jordan, I would have never hit you.....hard. 

In the end, it was funny.  She is very nice and can take a joke like the rest of us.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2008, 07:17:18 AM by decepticon »
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2008, 08:14:24 AM »
I hereby fully RETRACT the statements made by myself about te speculation that CynthX is not a female.  She is in fact FEMALE!!!(as far as I can tell without being a licensed physician!   :hehemean: )  So, as punishment, I sang Roxanne by the Police on Rock Band in front of mostly everyone at the LP.  And anyone who didn't see me sing, you at least heard the terrible shrieking of some sort of pterodactyl creature coming from the other room.

d'awwwww, how touching.
anyone who sings roxanne after believing i'm a dude is awesome in my book. (my book's full of those, just not the roxanne part.)

btw i got a video of it... >.>
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 08:19:11 AM »
Oh boy...here come the relentless flames burning me alive!  BTW I have to see the pics taken of my 'performance'.
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 08:40:55 AM »
It was pretty funny

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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 08:56:34 AM »
LOL!  I knew you were enjoying that too!
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 09:38:27 AM »
agent knows where he can get them, i posted them somewhere already (in private). he can throw em in here somewhere. i'm assuming he has access to doing that. unless you want a thread full of images. i that case, i can do that.
as for the roxanne video.. i haven't uploaded that one. but i do have...

http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/lan%20vid/?action=view&current=paranoid.flv Small | Large


http://s87.photobucket.com/albums/k153/godyourenosey/lan%20vid/?action=view&current=NIN.flv Small | Large


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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 10:06:03 AM »
Hey, my rendition of Hand That Feeds wasn't ALL that bad....
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2008, 10:12:37 AM »
At least I was only in one of those videos.  Wish I had been told it would have been posted or else I would have tried to look cooler.
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Re: Full Retraction....
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2008, 10:21:34 AM »
Wish I had been told it would have been posted or else I would have tried to look cooler.

oh, surely you jest! because the one of you flexing is super cool!
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