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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: kona on December 21, 2005, 10:14:37 AM

Title: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Post by: kona on December 21, 2005, 10:14:37 AM

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking....................Moooo
Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

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Title: DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
Post by: OWN3R on December 22, 2005, 10:51:16 PM

BWahaahaahahahahha that chart seems to be Spot on!