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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: decepticon on September 09, 2009, 08:50:03 PM

Title: Crapmame
Post by: decepticon on September 09, 2009, 08:50:03 PM

I'm mainly posting this for Czar, but I think others would get a kick out of this site.  Dedicated to Crapty mame cabinet designs:

http://www.wickedretarded.com/~crapmame/ (http://www.wickedretarded.com/~crapmame/)

Just to give you a taste of the hilarious reviews this guy gives:

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Not shown in this picture is the (apparently) removable steering wheel that mounts so low that you must have to drive it with your penis. This is a skill I do not posess. Penis driving.

Title: Re: Crapmame
Post by: Czar on September 10, 2009, 08:49:49 AM

Oh my...these are horrible. but so funny!

Title: Re: Crapmame
Post by: Czar on September 10, 2009, 08:52:05 AM

I can't believe how small the monitors are. its one this to use a small one, but then build the cabinet to hug the edges of it.. Ugh.

Title: Re: Crapmame
Post by: MahoneyRed on September 10, 2009, 10:02:32 AM

A lot of these suffer from tiny monitor, way too big of a control board, WAY too many buttons placed in odd positions, and just bad design. Czarcade Mk.II rocks.

Title: Re: Crapmame
Post by: decepticon on September 10, 2009, 11:27:18 AM

hehehehe....Penis Driving.

Title: Re: Crapmame
Post by: Five Aces on September 10, 2009, 02:34:24 PM

OMG...I'm tearing up 

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CLEAR THE RUNWAY. PAC-MATT IS TAKING THE Fudge OFF!!

It's like a friggin' albatross. Maybe it should be called the "Pac-Spruce-Goose" or something. It may not be wider than it is tall, but it's pretty god damn close.