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LAN Party Forums => Jokes and Fun => Started by: The Shoctor on February 16, 2009, 01:43:20 PM

Title: Black Bra
Post by: The Shoctor on February 16, 2009, 01:43:20 PM

The other day I had lunch with 2 of my  unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have  been married for 20+ years.
 
We were chatting  about our relationships  and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,  stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to  xchange notes.
Here's how it all went:
 
My engaged friend:
The other night  my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall  stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
 
The mistress:
Me too! The other   night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels  and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a  word, but we had wild sex all night.
 
Then I had to share my story:
When  my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,  stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he  said...

"What's for dinner, Batman?" 

Title: Re: Black Bra
Post by: decepticon on February 16, 2009, 01:50:00 PM

You have a husband?!  Mark, I would have never guessed.

Title: Re: Black Bra
Post by: Agent4054 on February 16, 2009, 01:53:05 PM

He likes to keep his personal life separate.

Title: Re: Black Bra
Post by: DoubleG on February 27, 2009, 05:21:47 PM

We're having tacos tonight.

Title: Re: Black Bra
Post by: BB_Bricky on February 28, 2009, 06:50:51 PM

yeah... what is the sex of the storyteller? that's kind of left up to the imagination.

if it's bat-MAN...