Hey,

I just wanna hear some of the best pc/windows bashing jokes you can come up with. I guess I'll start this thread out with a few of my popular favorites:

pcs are like air conditioners...they don't work when windows are open.

the day microsoft makes something that doesn't suck, is the day the make vacum cleaners

Having programmers trying to work together is like trying to herd cats

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Hit any user to continue

Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)

Real men don't do computer backups, they just cry

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key



F3ar0n

They said "requires windows 98 or better" so I installed linux.

Windows is a...........
32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a
16-bit patch to an
8-bit operating system originally coded for a
4-bit microprocessor, written by a
2-bit company that can't stand
1-bit of competition.


I know, it's old, but still good..............