If you receive an email entitled "Bad-times," delete it immediately!
Do not open it!  Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not
only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete
anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.  It demagnetizes the
stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
play.  It will program your phone auto dial to call only your
mother-in-law's number.  This virus will mix antifreeze into your
fish tank.  It will drink all your beer.
 (For Gods sake man are you listening?)  It will leave dirty socks
on the coffee table when you are expecting company.  It will
replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all
the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.  It will cause
you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
only fun until someone loses an eye.  It will rewrite your backup
files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating undetectable misspellings, which grossly change
the interpretations of key sentences.
If the "Bad-times" message is opened in a Windows95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.  It will not
only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows; it will also refill your whole milk with skim milk.

*********WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*********
And in case you are a blonde, this is a joke. >>