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Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« on: September 05, 2007, 02:07:43 PM »
Can't post this in the jokes forum(since I can't post there atm for whatever reason), so here goes:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

quite funny, but also very true...

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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 06:30:01 PM »
Link broken for me.
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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 08:18:17 PM »
Nah it's not broken, it's just taking a zillion years to load. Try again later.

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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 10:06:45 PM »
It hangs...I watch ten seconds of it and then the video freezes while the audio plays.

Still funny as f**k though.

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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2007, 09:07:44 AM »
funny yet true in almost all aspects....'I didn't know steam could form an "alliance"...'
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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2007, 12:12:35 PM »
omfg I just watched it again....HILARITY
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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2007, 12:40:33 PM »
You should check out the 'Console Run-down' one then: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1383-Zero-Punctuation-Console-Rundown

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Re: Zero Punctuation BioShock review
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2007, 02:27:57 PM »
Damien_SLi and I already went through all four of the NO PUNCTUATION series.

Very rofl worthy.
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