I didn't see "if you owned cassette tapes" anywhere on that list (unless I overlooked it after laughing my ass off to pound puppies and strawberry shortcake LOL) or Cabbage Patch kids (the first time they came out). I can remember mom standing in line at 4am at the local Big Wheel store (yes it was a store name) waiting for the doors to open at 9am to get my little sister a Cabbage Patch kids. Talk about black market. Those things were hotter than Michael Jordon's red black and white high-tops.
Oh don't forget - owning a pair of Chuck Tailor sneakers.
I think my mom still has my old jeans jacket with the big Motley Crue patch that covered the back. LOL!