I have some great news....and some not so great news.
I officially received an offer today for a new job and I can finally get out of the freaking sales crap I've been doing!! YAY ME!
The official title is "IT Analyst" (I think) for Comcast. Basically, I'm the guy who will be taking care of all the internal IT stuff for Comcast in all of central PA (from Shippensburg to Lebanon and everywhere in between).
First of all, no, I can not get you free cable (television or internet), although I get it for free

Secondly, the doh part of the post.
Right now, it looks like there is a 90% chance that I will not be able to make it to QuakeCon. Benefits, including time off, don't take effect until after 90 days. My start date will be June 6, so that puts me in the timeframe of the 1st week of September.
However, I used to work at Staples with the guy who will be my immediate supervisor (maybe partially what helped me land the job in the first place) and when I see him next week I'll bring up the subject of having planned this trip several months ago. Since I would be pretty close to the 90 day mark anyways by that time, there's a chance there might be an exception made.
I can not guarantee that, I just wanted to let you know that it is not 100% ruled out yet.
Personally I can't complain. This will be doubling my salary, putting me in a position I've been looking for for a long time, and it has really nice benefits. If I have to miss QuakeCon this year, even if it is the big 10th anniversary bash, then so be it. I apologize ahead of time to anyone else this affects, but I'm sure you can understand my situation.
I will let you all know as soon as I know anything. In the meantime, let's party!!!



