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LAN Party Forums => General Discussion => Started by: -Sp()()ge- on November 28, 2007, 08:26:13 AM
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:headscratch: TIBS next excuse for missing a LAN will be......
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"Giant Robots ate my computer." But he will still somehow be able to post.
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My moms said no.
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My video card blowed up.
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My overclocks got heat-pwnd!
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It's weird, my PC just caught on fire for no reason.
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My car is in the shop.
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My computers has a sad face.... :(
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Overclocked my NIC and it fried.
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...FITES LANS are not as cool as my single man LANS..
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I have to work to get a haircut.
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I have to work to get a haircut.
Hair (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/DarkAwakening/100_1563.jpg)
Damn I need to shave
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YOU NEED TO WARN WHEN NOT SAFE FOR WORK, OR LOOKING AT!!!!!!
I have to work to get a haircut.
Hair ([url]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/DarkAwakening/100_1563.jpg[/url])
Damn I need to shave
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IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
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IT BURNS!!! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
Have you tried looking away?
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It's too late now. the damage has been done.
Keeping up with the spirit of the thread:
My hair got caught in the CPU fan.
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My hair got caught in the power supply fan.
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Ok, time to merge everything into one big super excuse:
My hair got caught in the hard drive while I was trying to put out the fire that overclocking my DVD burner caused.
Sorry Tibs, couldn't help it.
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ROTFL!!!
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I am hosting a LAN at YTI, it'll be uber fun.
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I am hosting a LAN at YTI, it'll be uber fun.
but I can't make it because of the LAN held at Toys R Us with over clocked cpu cases
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Overclocked V-Smiles.....
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Overclocked V-Smiles.....
More like overramped power wheels.
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Seeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! You admit you don't get V-Smiles!!! NONE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Actually we do, but then again why would I care I just push the carts. And on the rare occasion unload the truck.
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I guess _I_ am thinking of a different V-Smile....
EDIT: OMG Worst Product Name for a Child's Toy Ever!
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This thread is hilarious!
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This thread is hilarious!
Hilarious enough to be a sticky?
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YES!
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Someone on Xfire stole all my CD Keys.
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All sticky now!
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My Mom was driving down the road and someone cut her off and she drove off a cliff and wrecked the car. (actual event in the Tibs household. Wasn't used as a lan excuse however)
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I had to uninstall all of my games so I could download more porn!
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My hand was stuck to my keyboard, because of the downloaded porn.
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All my base are pwned by U.
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All sticky now!
(http://www.nwce.gov.uk/bank_images/mr_burns.jpg)
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I'm unemployed....oh wait, that was one of mine - sorry!
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I didn't know there was one. The forums are dead cause of me.
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huh?
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That was the next excuse from Tibs... Gah, feels slow around here.
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oh.
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I was banned from the website so I couldn't find out when the next lan was. :lol:
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My computer is too overclocked to play games anymore. They all move too fast!
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I want to come, but my mom grounded me!
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I haven't installed my math co-processor yet. My 486DX can't handle number munchers until i do.
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I don't have all the patches I need, my 33.6 modem is on the fritz again.
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I spilled Kool-Aid on my keyboard.
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I am betting on:
Its gonna snow!
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Unfortunately, that may just be his first valid excuse!
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Fites LANS suck!! I know, I haven't been to one!
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He might get by with the snow excuse.
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I don't expect ZX2 to use a lame excuse like that. We will just have to play really late!!!!
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I just probably won't go into work this Saturday. I mean come on what the hell is a 12pm to 8pm? I hate it when they do that, because then my whole afternoon and pretty much evening is shot to hell. I'm have dead afterwards.
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so you are actually coming to the LAN???
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He has the "dead!"
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We better bring extra TP in case we are snowed in!!!!
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As long as I have interwebs I can work... And I can link to my 3G phone... so no worries here. LOL Unless I don't get signal..
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he couldn't find a suitable cup!
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It's too cold out to go to a LAN.
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dunno who this tibs is but..... :blamepride:
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Tiburonlover ... aka Tomb... has a long and colorful history on signing up for a lan and then a few days before the lan, he comes up with some excuse and flakes out. I think he has come to one or two events, but not at much length.
Of course then he has an entirely different history under the name of Tomb. :P
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He better be there this time.....i smell permanent ban.....
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I think we've compiled enough excuses for a book, don't you think? I do, so I made a cover for "Tib's Book of Excuses" for when we publish this thing!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2313/2218393218_5e49bc7718_o.jpg) (http://flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2218393218&size=o)
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Sully wins the thread.
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One question, what's with the flamingo? Is there some inside joke I am unaware of?
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Well there is this (http://www.oreilly.com/catalog/covers/0596003161_lrg.jpg). But I'm not sure of any inside joke tied to it.
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Nothing to it really, there were only 6 animlas to choose from.
http://www.oreillymaker.com/
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LOL absolutely hilarious! Sully with the win!
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Sorry, I had to do it......
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2007-6/1262541/957241_huge.jpg)
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shadowraptor: so how long til tibs chickens out
Agent: I'm gonna say either the day before, or the day of. We'll check the forums and he'll be like ... oh sry guys I overclocked my car and it died
shadowraptor: HAHA
shadowraptor: Chapter 20 of the book
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Anyone taking any bets yet?
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I'll bet you one AL's pizza as soon as we find it in East York.
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Yer on!
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"i'm allergic to girls."
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I think he's allergic to LAN's.
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"I don't like computers anymore."
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Rise.....Riiiiisissssseeee This thread shall RISE FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!
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Holy res erection Batman!
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I need to go through my books, but I don't think the Sticky Threads can die...
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Holy res erection Batman!
I said erection. huh huh huh!
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My fiancee wont let me. :dizzy: :dizzy:
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I think you missed the point of the thread, mark.
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I don't think Tibs has a girlfriend let alone a fiancee. Unless I am mistaken, Tibs.
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I don't think Tibs has a girlfriend let alone a fiancee. Unless I am mistaken, Tibs.
No you are not mistaken.
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I don't think Tibs has a girlfriend let alone a fiancee. Unless I am mistaken, Tibs.
No you are not mistaken.
Heh, I just realized what your avatar represents. Funny 'cause it's tue..... =[
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I don't think Tibs has a girlfriend let alone a fiancee. Unless I am mistaken, Tibs.
No you are not mistaken.
Heh, I just realized what your avatar represents. Funny 'cause it's tue..... =[
Was hoping someone would pick up on it.
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And of course, being an EA product, the Death Star was deemed operable while still in a buggy state with vulnerable sections. For instance, a small ventilation shaft leading directly to the core in which certain groups of people may be able to exploit. Unfortunately, in version 2, development took too long, their source code was leaked and the project was shut down :P
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I think the proper wording is, it was blown sky high.
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I think the proper wording is, it was blown sky high.
ok ok... the project was "scrapped" by angry fans.
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I think the proper wording is, it was blown sky high.
ok ok... the project was "scrapped" by angry fans.
Fans were angry because EA was treating the Ewoks unfairly.
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Fans were angry because EA was treating the Ewoks unfairly.
THATS why he's not gonna be at the next one... Protesting unfair Ewok treatment!
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lol
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"I finally came to the last one, get off my back."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Great! Now we have to start over again!
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who knows, maybe ill come to the next one!
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Holy CARP! Moses is alive!
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The sky is falling!
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The sky is falling!
No that is the stock market. And the stock brokers who are jumping out of the windows to save themselves from the crash.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA Great! Now we have to start over again!
They are using my computer to power the CERN Large Hadron Collider.
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God help us all.
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They are using my computer to power the CERN Large Hadron Collider.
I really don't think they would entrust a $1800 pc to power a multi billion dollar project.
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Hence my above post. Overclocked LHC? Oh sweet Jesus.
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I lost my computer.
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I got a 'new' car!
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I got a 'new' car!
How would that prevent him from showing up?
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He will be out driving it instead of gaming.
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He will be out driving it instead of gaming.
Or would the new car enable him to actually show up to the LAN!?!?!?!?!!!!111111!
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It could, but I think he wants to just drive with the wind in his hair!
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"My "new car" is in in the shop, and I have to stay home and watch the Cosby kids anyways. Not the ones on TV."