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LAN Party Forums => General Discussion => Started by: The Shoctor on April 15, 2009, 10:20:49 PM

Title: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: The Shoctor on April 15, 2009, 10:20:49 PM
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE DO NOT POST THE SHOP TILL THE LAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shop this photo the winner starts the smash.... More details at the LAN! So you people who don't come can't win!!!!!!!!!!!




(http://riiv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/spehr_090221_4711-edit-blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Czar on April 15, 2009, 10:23:36 PM
What's "the smash"?
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Broken on April 16, 2009, 06:50:56 AM
In the spirit of your musical theme...

Beware of SATANIC DEATH ACCORDIAN!!!!!
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l188/busted409/wtf.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: decepticon on April 16, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
WTF mate?  Ok, I'm lost.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Petch on April 16, 2009, 09:23:03 AM
Alright, everyone was fairly wasted when we came up with this last night, but here are the details:

Last night while chatting with Shadohawk, WildTurkey (theGXL), and Pissboy (LPANE), WildTurkey mentioned that he always answers his phone no matter who calls.  I started laughing (because I have bots call people at work all the time), and said that I’ll have to start having Megatron/Optimus Prime/etc (http://optimus.transformersmovie.com/ (http://optimus.transformersmovie.com/) - not working right now) call him.  He proceeded to tell me that I didn’t have his cell phone number, and challenged me to find it within 10 minutes, which I did.  During my search I came across photos of him trying to look all awesomely awesome and I lost it (lolling IRL FYI BTW), and this challenge was then born!  We all have some of these shots that we try to hide from people, but WildTurkey is a good sport and doesn't mind us vandalizing his face in the name of fun!

This is a photoshopping contest for this weekends LAN.  The winner of the contest will get to smash something (details will be provided at the LAN).  The contest will be judged based on hilarity level of the photoshopping that is done. 

This does not need to be professional style photoshopping, it just needs to be funny!  The pictures (which are below) are of WildTurkey from the GXL (thegxl.com), he will be attending the LAN and judging the contest.

Anything is fair game (NSFW included), but DON’T POST YOUR PHOTOSHOPPED PICS UNTIL THEY ARE BEING JUDGED!!!!

P.S.  Keep in mind WildTurkey will be the one judging, and he might kick you in the nuts afterward.

(http://riiv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/spehr_090221_4544-blog.jpg)

(http://riiv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/spehr_090221_4711-edit-blog.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: h4gg4rd on April 16, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
i'm on it.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Petch on April 16, 2009, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: h4gg4rd on April 16, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
i'm on it.

That's what she said!
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: decepticon on April 16, 2009, 10:16:43 AM
Lol!  I may have to enter this contest!
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Agent4054 on April 16, 2009, 10:25:16 AM
I'll prolly pass. Geek with no muscles = weak uneventful smash.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Petch on April 16, 2009, 10:28:15 AM
Quote from: Agent4054 on April 16, 2009, 10:25:16 AM
I'll prolly pass. Geek with no muscles = weak uneventful smash.

You don't even know what we are smashing, and you are already backing out?!?!  We could be smashing kittens for all you know....  I bet you could smash a kitten.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Agent4054 on April 16, 2009, 10:31:56 AM
There's potential risk involved with a kitten. If I miss or graze it, it might attack me.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: decepticon on April 16, 2009, 10:45:25 AM
Hulk SMASH kittehs!

(http://www.sockmoose.com/0308/Hulk%20smash.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: sully! on April 16, 2009, 10:52:50 AM
Quote from: decepticon on April 16, 2009, 10:45:25 AM
Hulk SMASH kittehs!

([url]http://www.sockmoose.com/0308/Hulk%20smash.jpg[/url])

He said NOT to post your Shops until the LAN! *ROFL*
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Mr.Tibbs on April 16, 2009, 10:59:22 AM
Quote from: Agent4054 on April 16, 2009, 10:25:16 AM
I'll prolly pass. Geek with no muscles = weak uneventful smash.

Got a Demo Saw at the house you could use. lol
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Czar on April 16, 2009, 11:36:49 PM
...mine's done.

:)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: h4gg4rd on April 17, 2009, 09:58:46 AM
Quote from: Petch on April 16, 2009, 09:44:03 AM
Quote from: h4gg4rd on April 16, 2009, 09:43:17 AM
i'm on it.

That's what she said!

lulz
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Broken on April 17, 2009, 11:00:12 AM
Broken SMASH!!!! although, it is possible we might prefer to don high heels and stomp a kitten
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Agent4054 on April 17, 2009, 11:02:30 AM
Might be more effective to impale it with the heels.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: decepticon on April 17, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
I actually prefer swinging it around by the tail and flinging it against a brick wall.....but to each his own!
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: The Shoctor on April 17, 2009, 11:15:58 AM
(http://archive.leasticoulddo.com/strips/20090417.gif)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Broken on April 18, 2009, 04:48:17 PM
Warning: Do not open if under age or easily offended

Mung Definition: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung)

Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!!
Post by: Czar on April 18, 2009, 04:49:25 PM
it was difficult to get that pic of my man meat like this. hadda use the camera timer and stand back.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: ogar78 on April 18, 2009, 05:39:15 PM
Hole
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: Rinso on April 18, 2009, 05:45:50 PM
It's a crying manicorn.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: Dwg115 on April 18, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh188/dwg115/kevtron.jpg)
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: Petch on April 18, 2009, 06:30:52 PM
AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: decepticon on April 18, 2009, 06:31:47 PM
He likes all the young boys.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: The Shoctor on April 18, 2009, 06:47:01 PM
FAIL
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: sully! on April 18, 2009, 06:51:02 PM
Cock-a-ma-phone!
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: The Nstuff on April 18, 2009, 07:00:49 PM
His adoring fans
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: oncoming on April 18, 2009, 07:06:10 PM
With apologies to Mr. President.
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: wallzy on April 18, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
OMG that is so god dam funny
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: {ShadowWX} on April 19, 2009, 03:08:44 PM
so who won?
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: cuzzNkev on April 19, 2009, 04:05:49 PM
Decepticon
Title: Re: Photoshop for Net LAN!!!! (NSFW! VERY VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Post by: decepticon on April 20, 2009, 07:38:30 AM
Quote from: The Devils Advocate on April 19, 2009, 04:05:49 PM
Decepticon

And I want to see the pics of me smashing that PC!   I am still sore from demolishing it. Post them up here PLEASE or just post a link to them!