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LAN Party Forums => General Discussion => Started by: Fabio on March 19, 2005, 12:34:09 PM

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Post by: Fabio on March 19, 2005, 12:34:09 PM: Ight it seems to me that the forum needs a good laugh...

Same rules as before

One day as tomb was posting...
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Post by: TekieB on March 19, 2005, 12:35:16 PM: about the new mod for...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 19, 2005, 05:41:42 PM: his soda can...
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Post by: Fabio on March 19, 2005, 06:29:30 PM: when all of a sudden, a pink elephant....
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 19, 2005, 07:47:31 PM: dumped a big load of...
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Post by: Tomb on March 19, 2005, 08:44:39 PM: Real funny Fabio, and Bill. And anyone else who thinks this post if funny.
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Post by: TekieB on March 19, 2005, 08:56:25 PM: peanuts!!!! and then proceeded

edit: tomb this thread is a clasic, look back or search for the original, everyone gets a jab taken at them!
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 19, 2005, 08:57:07 PM: At the same time in...
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Post by: TekieB on March 19, 2005, 08:58:20 PM: space, pride decided to lay...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 19, 2005, 09:25:52 PM: out a term of...
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Post by: sully! on March 19, 2005, 11:45:27 PM: endearment towards...
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Post by: TekieB on March 20, 2005, 07:19:19 AM: his new lover, a large...
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Post by: Fabio on March 20, 2005, 10:27:36 AM: Hutt(starwars), named Hova from the planet...
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Post by: sully! on March 20, 2005, 10:50:19 AM: Earth. Noone knew what a Hutt was doing on Earth, but...
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Post by: Fabio on March 20, 2005, 10:57:04 AM: president bush of amerika decided he was going to...
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Post by: TekieB on March 20, 2005, 10:58:57 AM: go tell his "favorite" person in the whole wide world whos name was....
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Post by: sully! on March 20, 2005, 11:00:02 AM: Bob Denver. He had always like Mr. Denver's...
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Post by: Fabio on March 20, 2005, 02:39:57 PM: witty antics, and sought out to give him...
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Post by: TekieB on March 20, 2005, 04:45:24 PM: a very special.....
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Post by: sully! on March 20, 2005, 05:52:24 PM: coconut radio that the professor made. But...
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Post by: TekieB on March 20, 2005, 05:59:12 PM: there was a problem with the coconuts, they were...
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Post by: Pride on March 20, 2005, 06:27:52 PM: soft like pillows... and they smelled of.....
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Post by: Fabio on March 20, 2005, 06:28:08 PM: infested with brain eating....
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 20, 2005, 07:43:52 PM: head sucking...
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Post by: sully! on March 20, 2005, 08:02:32 PM: head crabs from...
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Post by: TekieB on March 20, 2005, 08:05:38 PM: the planet where the heads were the best, the planet was also known as planet...
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Post by: nitro on March 20, 2005, 10:55:48 PM: half-life, which just realeased its new mod known as...
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Post by: sully! on March 21, 2005, 01:44:47 AM: Counter-Headsucking-strike 2.0 beta 4.13j.7 and it was...
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Post by: TekieB on March 21, 2005, 05:42:41 AM: just peachey! This mod would let players...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 21, 2005, 08:41:34 AM: run acroos ceilings and shoot at xan at the same time...(xan ur still the man in my book)
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Post by: Valkerie on March 21, 2005, 08:42:22 AM: edit*across*
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Post by: nitro on March 21, 2005, 01:02:39 PM: which proved to be a confusing task requiring...
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Post by: Fabio on March 21, 2005, 01:50:25 PM: the mastering of a very high jedi level. To rasie their jedi level meny sought out to find the last remaining jedi,...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 21, 2005, 03:45:17 PM: valkerie wan kanobi,and boy was he l337 in the ways of...
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Post by: Fabio on March 21, 2005, 04:11:57 PM: noobism jedi council and was....
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 21, 2005, 06:47:14 PM: embarrassed to see that nitro plays a whole lot more cs than...
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Post by: sully! on March 21, 2005, 08:21:18 PM: AngryHostage, even if he is...
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Post by: TekieB on March 21, 2005, 08:29:05 PM: been playing cs for his whole life, which would make nitro over...
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Post by: nitro on March 21, 2005, 09:24:31 PM: -ly skilled at the game. This results in him owning...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 21, 2005, 10:06:49 PM: everyone in the server he plays in every day called...
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Post by: VonDouche on March 21, 2005, 10:59:33 PM: n00b central, because

*edited tyvm*
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Post by: nitro on March 21, 2005, 11:05:30 PM: delete me!
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Post by: Valkerie on March 22, 2005, 06:41:23 AM: they are all l337 haxors and they are capable of "owning" anyone who...
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Post by: TekieB on March 22, 2005, 10:41:55 AM: decided to challange them to a game of basketball at prides fine pad, before the game pride decided to offer to let them listen to some music, but the music was....
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Post by: Valkerie on March 22, 2005, 12:30:15 PM: way off beat and corny and when pride told them he mixed it himiself they...
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Post by: nitro on March 22, 2005, 02:57:42 PM: ran away with their tails between their legs because...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 22, 2005, 03:34:22 PM: they had thrown up on his...
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Post by: VonDouche on March 22, 2005, 04:06:54 PM: comfy couch. Right after they...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 22, 2005, 05:03:32 PM: infected prides computer with a killer virus called...
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Which was originally created to...
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Post by: VonDouche on March 22, 2005, 05:54:36 PM: detect the dling and viewing of pr0n, because...
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Post by: Killboy on March 22, 2005, 06:52:14 PM: too many young men were going blind. Anyway, the score was...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 22, 2005, 09:26:22 PM: 50,000,000,000 to .2837, pride was really showing these kids...
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Post by: TekieB on March 22, 2005, 09:29:58 PM: who was teh uber leet at teh gamez, but the kids accuzed pride of using h4xs! So pride decided to...
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Post by: nitro on March 22, 2005, 10:10:07 PM: invite them all to a FITES lan. This resulted in not having enough room for tekie so he ...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 23, 2005, 06:43:19 AM: pulled out a ghetto van pulled out the extension cord and made a ghetto lounge right behind the venu and sat there and whooped everyone in...
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Post by: Killboy on March 23, 2005, 07:53:19 AM: ..."Dance Revolution". The friction generated by all the wiggling and jiggling was so great that...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 23, 2005, 08:35:10 AM: his pants cought on fire and he nearly burned to dealth until pride...
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Post by: sully! on March 23, 2005, 11:07:09 AM: threw gasoline on him and then he did completely burn to death. Everyone was...
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Post by: Fabio on March 23, 2005, 11:45:08 AM: Partying to the sound of...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 23, 2005, 12:10:35 PM: vanilla ice-ice ice baby, when suddenly...
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Post by: nitro on March 23, 2005, 05:16:08 PM: tekie arose from the flaming ball of gasoline and began attacking...
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Post by: Fabio on March 23, 2005, 05:45:24 PM: the pink elephant that trampled tomb into a...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 23, 2005, 10:15:33 PM: exos fileserver, therefore starting a...
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Post by: Biggles on March 23, 2005, 11:40:16 PM: celebration, accompanied with Tekie's web linkage and...
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Post by: Fabio on March 29, 2005, 12:35:16 AM: more addage to the never ending story at 1:30 in the am because the forum was dead. Then pride...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 29, 2005, 06:32:37 AM: banned fabio from the forum for making obscene gestures to tomb while he was posting pictures of hott...
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Post by: Biggles on March 29, 2005, 08:49:41 PM: veterenarians, while dancing in a...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 30, 2005, 08:37:07 AM: trashbag with no underwear on and running through the streets screaming...
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Post by: sully! on March 30, 2005, 09:38:10 AM: "Ahhhhhh!!! Motherland!"....
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Post by: Tainted_Follower on March 30, 2005, 12:53:20 PM: while running he ran into cuzznkev....
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Post by: sully! on March 30, 2005, 01:46:12 PM: and was like, "WTF , mate?". And cuzznkev was like, "F-ing kangaroos. Fire our...
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Post by: Billabond1 on March 30, 2005, 06:05:44 PM: sh*t! After firing the object previously stated, agent4054...
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Post by: Fabio on March 30, 2005, 07:20:52 PM: had a mental break down once he realized the EQ2 servers would never be up agian, due to having the previously stated being fired apon them. so he then....
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Post by: Valkerie on March 31, 2005, 06:44:56 AM: made his own server and played until the sun...
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Post by: sully! on March 31, 2005, 09:06:36 AM: exploded and the cows...
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Post by: Valkerie on March 31, 2005, 09:08:58 AM: got turned into giant standing hamburgers and everyone else was fried as well so the martians...
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Post by: Fabio on August 02, 2005, 02:43:01 PM: Died... just then tomb was found in an ally by the police, touching his dog. So he was sent...
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Post by: The Shoctor on August 02, 2005, 02:50:31 PM: To rehab! For eating paste and ......
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Post by: sully! on August 02, 2005, 08:42:04 PM: boogers. Booger were tomb's favorite food, they reminded him of his mom's....
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Post by: Fabio on August 02, 2005, 11:01:27 PM: lush and fertile nose hair. After picking for a good hour, tomb finally decided to go get...
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Post by: TekieB on August 03, 2005, 07:31:08 AM: Quote from: "Fabio"
lush and fertile nose hair. After picking for a good hour, tomb finally decided to go get...

his favorite toy, a large....
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Post by: The Shoctor on August 03, 2005, 09:13:56 AM: WOODEN LEG.. Which he shoved....
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Post by: Fabio on August 03, 2005, 10:55:41 PM: into blow hole of a....
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Post by: The Shoctor on August 04, 2005, 08:36:16 AM: of the most inteligent whale ever! The whale pointed its clogged blowhole at...
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Post by: Valkerie on September 07, 2005, 09:55:45 AM: the empire state building and...