So..I'm sure most of ya don't know this, but I have a lil` side business where I make armor and jewelry from medieval chainmaille. Anywho... Check out my latest creation.








Stats:
Rings are Bright Aluminium (meaning they're shiny all the time without tarnishing) 16ga 1/4" inside diameter. Roughly 3500 rings in the entire piece. Took about 10 hrs to complete.

I plan on entering it at the New Holland Farm Show's craft competition in the metalworking category. The Amish`ll love it.

Also...if -anyone- knows of a lady that may want to model this for a photo, I'd be ever so thankful. Yes. the bikini may show off a little skin in the naughty places but we can adjust the rings to cover up if needed. Also, I'd be more than happy to remove the model's face/head from the shots for modesty reasons. I'm not out for a porno shoot here but it would help my business if I was able to show it on a real person.

You'd think stuff would get caught in it...

By stuff I am guessing we mean hair...

Perhaps ya need to get rid of yer `stuff` for this one

Or just wear underwear.

By stuff I am guessing we mean hair...

That...and loose bits of flesh.

Hey they didn't get rid of their 'stuff' in medieval times....it would just grow and poke out of the spaces between the rings.  now that is 'authentic'! 

I don't remember hearing anything about them where it directly on their flesh either...

By stuff I am guessing we mean hair...

Yea i was hoping to wear that to the next 150 but it looks like its really gonna pull on my ass hair too much to be comfprtable.

awsome now if i had that id never have to shave my face again asuming i have a face after im done.