I don't understand why they didn't just bust out all their rock-type and water-type pokemon to save the day. Surely Nintendo could've had some emergency plan for this very situation, right?

...okay, so that was a little wrong, but I felt that I had to insert a joke in there somewhere.

Yeah... US sensationalist news at it's finest. I love how it lists "More than 5,300 officially listed as dead, but toll expected to top 10,000." Way to be Fudgeing misleading. That's from the earthquake and tsunami not from radiation. No mention of the survivors of the earthquake/tsunami who are freezing and hungry.

And if you read news from anywhere else no one is as panicked as the US.