Hhhhok so,
I was in line at the train station the other day. This casher had huge breasts. So I'm staring at them the whole time I'm in line and when finally get up there I blurt out, "I'll take two pickets to Tittsburgh...I mean two tickets to Pittsburgh." The guy behind me hears the whole thing and without laughing says, "Don't worry about it. It's a Freudian slip. Happens all the time. The other night I was having dinner with my wife and ment to say please pass the salt. But what I really said was 'You bitch you ruined my life'"