But in all seriousness; I can't believe they (Germany) tried to ban paintball.

The worst part is game companies like Cryotek will not even be allowe to make games like crysis anymore.
They will either have to move out of the country or produce Elmo ABC with the crysis engine.

This is almost as bad as global warming crazies having ralies when the trend is the earth is cooling.
these guys say games are causing kids to kill people yet allow countires like Iran threatening to destroy isreal develop nukes.

Why Stop There:
Let's ban:
Cars cause there's too many crashes on Hitler's hwy(Autobahn).
The internet cause thats where we get computer virus'.
Users, cause let's face it, they're dumb.

BUT most importantly let's ban something worth Banning:
The Hoff
but that will never happen...in Germany anyway.
You see what really started all this wasn't school shootings. It was this video game: "in which players get to smash, bash and trash characters including David Hasselhoff". 

And as we know Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Is that for real? 

yeah I played the demo, it sucks.
only available for DL on PS3.
oh there's also a game mode called "Spank the Monkey" in which you have to try to hit chimps that are dancing around shaking their arses at you.