Dear Chief Replacement,
I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I send these letters, it is merely to instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Then I will proceed to have sex with.
That's right.
I'm going to Fudge the fear turkey.
Follow me @theCrimsonFudger!
Sincerely, Alucard