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LAN Party Forums => FITES News => Started by: The Shoctor on January 31, 2014, 06:34:34 AM

Title: Intranet Scheduled Downtime
Post by: The Shoctor on January 31, 2014, 06:34:34 AM

intranet.fites.net will be down from about 8am Friday January 31st to approximately 2pm February 2nd.

Title: Re: Intranet Scheduled Downtime
Post by: Czar on January 31, 2014, 07:08:55 AM

NSA reasons?

Title: Re: Intranet Scheduled Downtime
Post by: The Shoctor on January 31, 2014, 08:25:48 AM

Quote from: Czar on January 31, 2014, 07:08:55 AM

NSA reasons?

We can't talk about it.  8)

Title: Re: Intranet Scheduled Downtime
Post by: MahoneyRed on January 31, 2014, 08:51:31 AM

Jorge, the assigned analyst is conducting a deep code survey probe that will be determining our militia threat level status. Constant groaning about constitutional liberty has caused the NSA to look a little deeper into our virtual guerrilla warfare tactics training sessions, and determine the feasibility of virus contagions being spread throughout the population by euphemistic titles of "ticket sales".

Hats should not be confiscated, but in the event FITES Militia Online equipment should go missing, please feel free to file a FOIA inquiry which will be submitted to the desk of Gofuq Yerrsseff.