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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2013, 02:09:54 PM »
Edit: I also just realized there's like a swear word filter on here, that's funny.  I didn't even notice.


Go here: http://www.fites.net/profile/?area=theme
Check the "Leave words uncensored." box.
Click the "Change Profile" button.
??????
Profit


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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2013, 02:42:19 PM »
Instructions unclear, dick caught in DVD drive.

At least it wasn't the ceiling fan this time.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2013, 03:08:25 PM »
Instructions unclear, dick caught in DVD drive.

At least it wasn't the ceiling fan this time.

I neglected to mention my computer was attached to the ceiling fan, so technically, yes... also stuck in the ceiling fan.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2013, 04:59:39 PM »
Leaving Thursday for work trip... Nooooo!!!1


Nooooo! You bastard!


I'm sorry Wilson!

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2013, 07:32:37 PM »
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What if bodies just had random errors like computers do?
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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2013, 08:42:47 PM »
screw BF3 I cant even connect to a server anymore & if I do I get kicked cause of PB

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2013, 08:48:53 PM »
had no issues last night connecting, tonight I was trying to get some scavenger done and 90% I couldnt connect
A Serbian Film
"James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron."
What if bodies just had random errors like computers do?
You go to receive your Starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the Barista in the face then Crap on the floor.
What kind of Fudgeing computer errors are you getting?

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2013, 11:29:50 PM »
I hate to say it, but try a fresh install? I just installed mine a couple days ago and quick connected with no problems.
Eventually something cool will go in here. It's a matter of time.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2013, 06:43:23 AM »
did a repair and a fresh install. Even tried on my other rig with same results. I am guessing it was just Crap servers for scavenger. I had no issues with conquest.
A Serbian Film
"James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is... James Cameron."
What if bodies just had random errors like computers do?
You go to receive your Starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the Barista in the face then Crap on the floor.
What kind of Fudgeing computer errors are you getting?

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2013, 10:07:28 AM »
I hate to say it, but try a fresh install? I just installed mine a couple days ago and quick connected with no problems.

I ran into this issue after not playing for a while.  Uninstall PunkBuster, remove BF3 completely.  Re-download.  That's what ultimately fixed it.  Pain in the ass, but it worked.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2013, 02:47:45 PM »
I feel your pain man :(  I love Battlefield 3 and the series in general, but Punk Buster is the most useless POS and always causes more trouble than its worth.  Literally all of us have had our fights with it and will randomly feel like failing even when its worked for months.  It's a great time once you can get in and actually STAY in though.

I am definately pumped for this Friday and am glad you guys are going to be on our server :)

I will have my admin command center opened up on my other monitor while we play and can have all of us on the same team and layeth down the ban hammer for douches / make room for folks as needed.
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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2013, 02:54:00 PM »
Awesome! Hopefully we get a good crowd of pubbers in the game.
Eventually something cool will go in here. It's a matter of time.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2013, 06:44:21 PM »
DAMNIT!  I wanna plaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!  Damn marriage.....
That's Mr. Deception to you.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #28 on: September 05, 2013, 07:03:37 PM »
I have no doubt it will make it's way back into the rotation, but I want to make sure we sort out any connection issues. I know the BF series has always been a great fall back for people here, but I would hate to have people aggravated they can't join us because a game they paid good money for isn't working anymore.
Eventually something cool will go in here. It's a matter of time.

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Re: Grab your C4 and helicopter pilot's license, it's BF3 time
« Reply #29 on: September 05, 2013, 09:50:53 PM »
I got to lvl 2 or 3 and then gave up on BF3 due to Origin.  I need to get back into it again, are there any DLC packs to get?
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